In One Ear

And the heart beats in its cage-

Like Momma always said: “If you don’t have anything nice to say … Don’t say anything at all.

The Plan-

Link of the day:  Yeah!!!  You have been saying it wrong all along- Douche.  <— I’m just a harmless link peeps?!?

The Workout-

Rest Day …

If you are up to it?  Join us is finding balance this fine morning … Surya Namaskara.

Notes:

Be well and ENJOY!!!

Love, Food, Nature, Spirituality, Satire, Science, CrossFit, Yoga, Meditation, Blogging

 

Now Run Along

There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love-

We are in such poor shape, feeding on ourselves day in and day out.  So much so that we are too worn out to do anything about it.  Doing nothing does not help either … Fantastic!!!  We are trapped in a vicious cycle.

I’ve lost complete interest in the simple things I once enjoyed.

I have little hope of making it through this day.

Take a deep breath, Walk with us …

Clear your cluttered mind and consider your situation:  Today has been a struggle, let’s continue to simply put one foot in front of the other … Building momentum and slowly regaining the energy we have been lacking to get by.

The Plan-

Link of the day:  Post Election Depression

The Workout-

Man Makers of the KB Variety

Pick a nice, challenging weight and keep going for 5 complete sets.  If you have to break up the set of 5?  You incur a penalty of 20 Perfect Push Ups … We don’t recommend breaking up the sets!

Notes:

Balance.  Nifty word isn’t it?!?  Does the top of the post make sense at all?  Here’s the answer you are looking for: We (you reading in the car as well) have a nasty habit of doing nothing … and then doing way too much.  Fourteen words for you to think about … ENJOY!!!

**Quit straddling the fence and jump into the Comment Pool Below.  The temp of the water is just right, so far.**

Forgiveness CrossFit Relationships Family Health

 

Exhale

In dwelling, live close to the ground. In thinking, keep to the simple. In conflict, be fair and generous. In governing, don’t try to control. In work, do what you enjoy. In family life, be completely present-

BREAKING NEWS:  Welcome to the one spot on the Inter-Webz where you WILL NOT find bloviated and self-serving “Merican presidential coverage.  If that is your “thing” today?  We’re pretty sure someone out there is Pinning and Tweeting something about it …

Quick show of hands:  Are you currently experiencing a “perception” problem in your life?  A quick, simple and pain-free adjustment in our own thoughts and behavior will shed light and lend meaning to seeing yourself in a whole new way.

An item we talk quite often about  is not taking care of our MINDS and BODIES with regular exercise and a healthy dose of mindfulness and meditation.  When we neglect these items the cumulative effect often leads to feeling down about the way we look.  Now the simple part:  Getting up early to Workout, choosing a carrot, apples and a sandwich over Chickfil-A for lunch …  The simple “things” we do provide an instant boost to our self-image.

Simple stuff peeps, so simple in fact that you forgot what you just read above!

The Plan-

Link of the day: The Automatic Diet Planner  <—Must clicky peeps!!!

The Workout-

Pulled from our “Dear God Please Relieve Us From This Election” series here at CultFit.

A Snappy, Dynamic, Sweat Inducing Warm Up of your choosing.  Followed By:

20 KB Clean and Press (Single Arm)  + 10m Waiters Walk

20 KB Bent Over Rows + 10m Heartbeat Walk (20 beats)

20 KB Swings + 10m Overhead Walking Lunge

Notes:

This concludes our Presidential Coverage for 2012!  Thank you for tuning in and ENJOY!!!


What Ever You Do … Do Sweetly

 … Remember, Remember The fifth of November.  The DeLorean and Calvin Klein.  I know not of what you were stricken to call Marty McFly chicken for your fates will surely entwine.  Doc Brown hit his head and for his stitch and suture, made it possible to go Back to the Future. Given the chance you would, Introduce the world to Johnny B. Goode and if you think there’s another reason for this date of the year, then make like a tree and get out of here-

Quick question to start our discussion:  Was Guy Fawkes merely being Reactive or Creative when he decided to hatch the Gunpowder Plot?

Chances are Mr. Fawkes knew what the right thing to do was and even wanted to do what is right … Then he walked into the houses of parliament.

Because he was afraid. Guy Fawkes lacked the courage to support his convictions in a meaningful way.

So how in the world do we draw a parallel between a terrorist and you, average trendy peep of the 21st century?  Simply: We need passionate courage to face the unknown challenges that confront us.  We need vast amounts of courage to let go of our irrational fears that hold us back each and every morning.

We need courage to be ourselves, to be authentic and to take responsibility for our actions.  We need to be courageous in order to overcome our fears of rejection and disapproval from others.  You may have never thought of this before although it takes courage to accept criticism and openly admit to mistakes.

Harvesting courage frees each and every one of us, to find new and better ways of being Authentic … You.

Most of us are held captive, prisoners of our own fears and fear of the unknown.

The Plan-

Link of the day: Time Management

The Workout-

A quick Trail Run/Hike/Swim or Walk to begin the festivities.  Followed by:

Shuttle Runs-

5m Out and Back + 10 Perfect Push Ups

10m Out and Back + 10 HEAVY Goblet Squats

15m Out and Back + 10 HEAVY Hard Style KB Swings

20m Out and Back + 10 Heavy KB Snatch

Mr. Fawkes would have done this for 30 minutes, or 3-4 times through.

Notes:

Remember this day as the day you kicked fear in the FACE!  Guy Fawkes was found guarding some barrels of gun powder around midnight on 4 November 1605, barrels full of fear.  Take care today and ENJOY!!!


Autumns Evening Breeze

A person who passes his days without donations and enjoyments is like a blacksmith’s bellows, he breathes but does not live-

**CAUTION- Where do we begin?  The post you are about to read has been chopped, diced and pureed into the fine mess below.  The topic at hand is very profound and wide-ranging however it is vitally important to understand.  Actually this post was part of a much larger project we are working on: A book, with real pages if you can believe that!?!  Then we had an epiphany:   Unless we reclaim our virginity and dreamed that we are being wined, dined, spanked and teased?  No one would buy our book anyways, Holy Crap!!!**

Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, The local co-op.  We all live in this “Shell” of an existence thinking that what we consume is akin to organic food for our souls, which is conveniently grown and consumed by people who have a deep respect for themselves and living a healthy life.  Maybe you are one of these people?

Sadly what most of us are consuming daily is fast food for our souls: X-Factor, TMZ, iAnythings, The Facebook, WordPress and the latest, juiciest gossip from our friends (the list is never-ending).  Fast food for our souls is tasty and addictive, finger licking good to be exact!

Pop quiz Hot Shot:  Does your daily lifestyle provide real “nourishment for your soul?   When we look around us at work, at the Box or Gym and even in the mirror?  What we see and process is:  Regular folks, peeps- starving for real sustenance in their lives.

Is the diet/food you consume daily dense?  Is your workout program you struggle with dense?  Is your highly addictive social media diet, dense?

What happens when we replace water with Mountain Dew, Green Tea for an eggnog  latte?  What happens when we replace the simple pleasure of reading with our kids, enjoying conversation with a dear friend?  With an evening filled of Pinning Crap and Instagraming Sh!t?  The answers should be  self-evident peeps.  Yet, as the moon sets tonight and the sun arises tomorrow … We will continue gorging ourselves with our fast food diet, without ever realizing that it very well may be slowly killing each and every one of us.

The Plan-

The Workout-

**Before you begin the Program today passionately follow these steps, you will be amazed at the difference in your workout/mood.  Also, feel free to follow these steps before your very own program!**

In no particular order focus on the following:

Mind your feet while you’re getting ready this morning and during your Warm Up.
Mind your chair while you’re typing away at work.
When putting on your running/workout shoes?  Try and put on the one you usually put on last, first.
Drink your tea without sugar if you’re used to sugar in your tea. If you’re used to not using sugar, just once put some sugar in your tea (or coffee).  Leave the water bottle in the car while you work out.  Become aware of the patterns in your life, they are extremely hard to break!
When you have to wait for something (Starbucks, Queue at the store, Waiting for a machine) breathe consciously, five deep breaths.
Take notice, right now.  Where you are.  Take a deep breath … Notice five things you can see.  Notice five things you can hear, notice five things you can feel.  Followed by:

Happy Hips Warm Up is in full effect and comes highly recommended by our kind staff!  Followed by:

Overhead Walking Lunge (pick a distance as steps do not count today)
15 Broad Jumps

How many sets/time is up to you!  If we told you ten or thirty minutes?  You would kill yourself trying to reach this mystical number, oh wait … That’s kinda what we do already isn’t it?!?

Notes:

If you are looking for answers to the questions above?  Look elsewhere as we do not have them for you.  The answers you seek reside deep inside you somewhere.  Feel free to crack open a bottle of wine and talk about these questions and more with your friends and family this weekend (preferably in real life – face to face) … Make the moments you spend together, Dense.  ENJOY!!!