Thomas Edison es un Gilipollas. Segunda Parte …
Posted: August 16, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: active rest, crossfit, Edison, exercise, fitness, happiness, health, hipster, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, recovery, rest, running, Science, Tesla, The Oatmeal, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 8 CommentsElectricity is really just organized lightning-
Come to order! Quite down now peeps! Seriously, hush up so we can get down to business on this beautiful Thursday morning.
Our first order of business today is to recognize Sal from Mammoth Caves, Kentucky for recognizing the humor behind “Frogballs, Arkansas“. The rest of you should be ashamed and while you’re at it … Put on your great shame faces for the rest of the morning.
The second order of business is to painstaking point out yet again that hipsters are taking over the world! The Fairdale Dograck, peeps!?! So apparently embarrassing the ever-living hell out of your little buddy is cool? For our amusement will someone today try to formulate a solid argument as to why this pet rack is even needed? We have a dude here at CultFit who uses an old Burley D’Lite Kid Kart for his bike to chauffeur Old Bailey around. The kids have outgrown it, Bailey is getting old and wait for it … It’s damn comfortable!!! Plus Bailey can bring a mate along while protecting the ice-cold beer! Hipster bike pet rack: This Dear Reader is the Sign of the Apocalypse!!!
Finally and we are dead nuts serious about this. Rarely, if ever do we use this platform to twist your arm into action. We’re all adults and you are free to do what you please.
Remember when we last spoke about this dashing, fine young man:
If not read up HERE.
Peeps, our dear friend The Oatmeal(<–Must Clicky!!!) is heading up a spirited effort to purchase the land where the Wardenclyffe Tower once stood. There is no museum in the United States dedicated to Nikola Tesla and we need your help!!!
To help support and build a goddamn Tesla Museum please click here: Operation Let’s Build …
To read The Oatmeal and his thoughts about this amazing project: Help Me raise …
For what its worth: We put all of our kids tuition money into supporting this project!!! Oh and Thomas Edison is a douche bag!
The Plan-
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Rest Day … Some Self Reiki and Quiet Meditation.
This is why ‘Merica and in particular, Wyoming is the place to be to watch the Perseid meteor shower.
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We are stoked at the thought of a Tesla Museum being built here in ‘Merica. Any help you guys can toss in is much appreciated! Even if its only sharing with a friend or getting this message out to a wider audience. Any and all help is better than none at all!!! Have a splendid day today peeps and ENJOY!!!
Frogballs, Arkansas …
Posted: August 15, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: Arkansas, crossfit, exercise, fitness, free range, gluten free, health, hipster, karma, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, mind, motivation, paleo, pilates, running, spirit, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 15 CommentsI workout. I hit the gym … Yesterday I did ankles-
The decision is yours. Either you can look at the witty, avant-garde photos with a chuckle and a smile? Or, if you like you are free to hang around as we strip back a few layers for your viewing pleasure?!?
Day one peeps clearly understand we give only a few shakes of the proverbial lamb’s tail when it comes to site stats and dreadful “stuff“ like that. It’s not what drives us or motivates us; Past, present or future! However we have been seeing quite a few emails and messages of late asking: “What is up with this nonsense over here at CultFit HQ, bro or brah (if you hail from Eugene, OR)?” From what we gather from our ongoing conversations with these fine folk is that peeps are really tiring of the Extreme, ELITE, Kranked and Cardio Barre Burn fitness fads (Ja Ja Ja).
These words will read as highbrow and superior. Conveying tone in a blog-o-post can be arduous to say the least … We stand before you humble and laid bare.
One of the driving forces if not the only principle for CultFit is Karma Yoga. Quite simply, Karma Yoga is the gentle practice of giving back to the communities of which you are a part. CultFit has two parts: What you see here before you and if you ever get up off your un-motivated butt? Our offline, more intimate version. In our most pure form we embrace Seva, selfless service. Seva is an act of kindness and generosity that neither demands, nor expects, reciprocation.
Now this is where old Uncle Mo gets all pissy about the “Money Grab“ and “Look at Me“ ELITE individuals of the world (Those in the Know -Know whom we speak of) … Not today, we promise!
One of the great hall marks of our generation is that, more times than not we only take and not give back. A friend recently defined the Law of Karma as to say: “You get what you give.” We implore you (along with us) to give back to those around you! We are not talking about writing a post about your new shoes, heart rate monitor or What You Ate for Wednesday (Damn, that’s today … Oops!). Hypothetically speaking it would be refreshing NOT to read and hear about peeps: Volunteering at a local food kitchen, Donating time after work to mentor young kiddos, Helping an elderly neighbor …
If you would like to learn more about what we offer off of the inter-webz or if you would like to share ideas about giving back? Contact us at: cultfit@gmail.com
Now back to our regularly scheduled program:
Slowly we will purge the Justin Bieber’s of the musical world …
The Plan-
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One example of giving back to your community:
The hover-moms thought a merry-go-round was way too dangerous? Coconut water has never looked so glorious spilling from someones mouth as when they saw this apparatus above!!!
Not For Time …
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Thick Grip Barbell Curls and Perfect Push Ups (Feet up Peeps) Followed by:
Take the number of stops you make this morning going to work (Stop sign, street light etc) x 10 and this will determine how many Hard Style KB Swings you perform later tonight!
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So what does all this mean? If from here on out, each and every time you open the “CultFit has published a new post” email on your precious iPad? Think of this: We as individuals may not get what we give. Although in giving, we keep this whole darn world thing running. Be well today and ENJOY!!!
How Will We Ever Move On …
Posted: August 13, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, kettlebell, life, london, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, pilates, running, smile, summer olympics, trail running, walking, WOD, yoga 8 CommentsNarcissus is the glory of his race: For who does nothing with a better grace-
Over this past weekend we sat down and had a nice free flowing chat amongst some old friends. One topic that came up that we would like to share with you is: You teach what you need to learn. Let this thought sit in for a bit as you get ready to rush off to your mid day extreme fitness class …
Oh and to the peeps lamenting, crying about Olympic withdraw? The REAL Olympics start soon!
The Plan-
There are countless boring and over opinionated blog-o-posts offering dreadful London Olympic recaps and what not today. Here’s ours:
Top Tip: If you missed any of the BBC coverage of the Summer Games because you were taking photos of yourself and Pinning things? BBC FULL COVERAGE(Replay)
You only have until January peeps so hop to it already!?!
The Workout-
From our “No Time to Waste” series of programs:
As a Warm Up: 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Light Turkish Get Ups (Graceful, Flowing, Find Perfection) Followed By:
Pick something heavy up around you and proceed to Heart Beat Walk for 100 pumps … Lets do this 4-5 times?!?
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The world will still go on dear reader. Time to quit living vicariously as though you are an Olympic athlete or something?!? Have fun today and ENJOY!!!
Shooting The Breeze …
Posted: August 9, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: active rest, BBC, crossfit, exercise, fitness, gluten free, gossip, health, hipster, life, london, love, lululemon, motivation, natural, news, paleo, pilates, rawtella, recovery, rumors, summer olympics, talk, whole foods, WOD, yoga 16 CommentsTo a philosopher all news, as it is called, is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea-
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Lavender Tea- Steeping
Rawtella Mint (Canada’s gift to the world)- Almost finished!!!
Ctrl+T- Foxy Proxy ready and the BBC Olympic coverage is a go!
What better way to enjoy a Thursday than spending it with you!!! We’re Shooting the Breeze here at CultFit HQ today and the floor is yours to do as you please. Someone – Something pissing you off and you need to vent? Let it go and purge your thoughts! Wanna discuss your mock draft for the upcoming NFL fantasy draft? Let’s do it! Feel like breaking down the mechanics and movement patterns of female field hockey players (Ja Ja Perv … )? We can discuss this and so much more today with your help. Don’t be a hater or stranger this morning, no topic if off-limits … Just Shooting the Breeze.
To get this thing started you may have noticed some of the videos we have posted lately are not working so well. That’s because the IOC and its copyright mafia are ELITE Douche Bags!!! Just like Juan-Carlos Navarro …
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Rest Day …
Behdad Salimikordasiabi of Iran is a straight up beast. Oh and he likes to pick up heavy things with grace. Wish we could say that about some other ELITE fitness peeps?!?
Not For Time …
Lifting 545 Pounds Over His Head for Olympic Gold
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What say you? Feel free to Rant and Opine about anything you like! Smile and ENJOY!!!




















