There’s Velvet Eyes In Mexico

Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind

Time to kick off our shoes and slippers!  For all the long time – first time reader peeps:  Thursdays here are Rest Days for the body,  mind and soul.  Sit back and be sure to grab a tasty beverage … Let the buffoonery begin!

Yet another reason why Australia is quite possibly the coolest country on earth (California is a close second):

The Plan-

Ladies … Thoughts?

The Workout-

Rest DayA dab of Yoga +  A Brisk Walk = Heaven.

Notes:

Tomorrow will you choose to separate yourself from the herd and be bold in your actions?!?  Good, we’ll be here waiting for you with a nice simple message … ENJOY!!!


Chicks Are For Kids

Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience-

It’s fair to say that on any given day we spew a fair amount of rubbish at you while reading these dreadful posts.  Seriously?!?  How masculine and tough are words like: Forgiveness, Patience, Mindfulness, Meaningful and Purpose?  These timid words would be slashed to a bloody pulp during a knife fight with:  Extreme, ELITE, Warrior, Tough and OMG!

When was the last time you saw some bro wearing an Affliction-T with Purposewritten on it?!?  Like never …

The true mark of a  spouse/friend/soul mate/bro is the keen ability to see the future, beyond our present circumstance.  Each and every day we are bombarded by what is going on around us.

If only turning away and ignoring all these stimuli were so easy.  We are so immersed in the present, filled to the brim with anxiety, that we simply fail to choose our course of action.  Not only for today but for tomorrow as well.

Breaking News:  Your happiness is a choice that you make.

Peeps (even if you are in Manitoba), take a gander around you.  Not later, right now!  Let go of the world around and just “Be Yourself” in this moment (reading CultFit … JaJa pretty sad).  Sit on the edge of the tub, look in the mirror and feel this brilliant, simple moment.

Quick Morning Read

The Plan-

The Workout-

A nice Trail Run/Walk followed by:

The Dreaded CultFit Plank Series … All of our plank movements start from standing, hinge – walk out.

High Push Up Plank, Low Push Up Plank, Rotating Side Plank (each arm), Heart Beat Walk (50 pumps), Reverse Plank, Handstand Hold.

30 minutes focusing on pure body control and breathing (Key Word: Patience).  Form, Flow, Grace!

Notes:

Today is the day, ENJOY!!!


Vamonos, I Wish!

If you don’t control your mind, someone else will-

To be young again, unwavering in our ability to conquer any feat set before us … Some mood music is in order as we dig a bit deeper beneath the surface of life:

Somewhere between the ages of 30 and 60 (ages may vary if you live in Kentucky or Australia) we spend way too much time trying to create and define what our purpose in life is.  Contrary to popular opinion (you would not know this from reading all these perfect blogs):  We human(s) are far from being perfect.  What if we shared with you a top tip that no matter where you are in life, You’ll be healthier and more fulfilled?  Engaging in meaningful and purposeful “play” of any sort helps promote positive mental health in our later years.  Don’t take our word for it, get up and go find out yourself!

The Plan-

The Workout-

Pulled from our Hey!  I’m a kid in training. Series here at CultFit:

Warm Up on the Monkey Bars and re-acquaint yourself with a long-lost friend followed by:

20 Perfect Push Ups

20m Sprint (Out and Back)

25 Perfect Push Ups

30m Sprint (Out and Back)

30 Perfect Push Ups

40m Sprint (Out and Back)

35 Perfect Push Ups

50m Sprint (Out and Back)

A pattern should be emerging here folks.  A local park, track or soccer/football pitch will do the trick today.  Remember to bring the little ones along to count resp and to chase during the sprints!  Who amongst us makes it to 100+ meters?!?

Notes:

Simple, and try not to out think yourselves peeps.  There are grade school aged kids out there waiting to pounce on some fresh meat at the local playground … ENJOY!!!


Grappling With Forgiveness

To return to the root is to find peace. To find peace is to fulfill one’s destiny-

Long painful story made short:  In order to reach our goals we need to forgive ourselves first.  That’s it, we promise.

What happens when you set a goal for  yourself and then fail to reach it?  Run a marathon in under 2:30:00?  5k Under 20 minutes?  Go a day without forgetting something important, are just a few examples.  Failing to reach our goals happens to all of us each and every day.

For many,  simply finishing a race is not enough.  We want each and every event to be a record smashing success.  Breaking goals and records each and every time we head out of the door.  If only this was true  …

What race are you running? And what are the failures, big or small, you’re kicking around in your head this morning?  Did you have a great race this past weekend, but finished in such poor shape that you vowed never to put yourself in another similar situation again?

Over the years and through many failures along the way.  One thought rings true:  You will always have another chance, Next weekend, next month and hopefully next year.  If you’re facing a recent failure learn to accept and forgive yourself first (Lance Armstrong is a prime example) .

There is no good reason to punish yourself after a failure, no matter what it may be.  Forgive and take the next step forward.

**We originally had penned a really nasty post brim full of seething words aimed at this whole Lance Armstrong debacle.  Remember:  Write drunk – Edit sober … **

The Plan-

The Workout-

A nice quick Warm Up consisting of either a Pulse Trail Run or Hill Sprints?

25 Hardstyle KB Swings (heavy – ish)
Cartwheels (To each side)
Standing Broad Jumps (Full and Open Hip Activation)

Lets try to keep this program going for 30 minutes shale we?

Notes:

Forgive and move forward.  Hey, sometimes it’s rather hard to forgive ourselves … Totally normal peeps!  Have a great day today and ENJOY!!!


Motif: Complaining

 

Think off-center-

Howdy peeps and good morning/afternoon/evening!  Contrary to popular belief and with all the rumors flying around the inter-webz:  We do not write blog-0-posts as a journalistic effort.  Meaning, what we have here is a discussion and often times these posts are written in advance.  The news today is that Lance Armstrong is tossing in the towel and turning the proverbial page in his life.  To that we say:  Good for him.  Over the weekend we’ll write-up something about this fascinating story!

Lance never failed a drug test, simple.  The media and everything you will read will spin this story into a neat little agenda filled mess.  At this point there are ZERO peeps who are straddling the proverbial “fence” with their opinion of Lance.  Either you think he did or didn’t?!?  If it takes the USADA to sway your decision?  We honestly feel sorry for you.

The Plan-

Catch up on some “light” reading over the weekend.

**FYI- Orange: College.  Green: Drunk.   Red: Tonight.  Yellow: You don’t want to know … **

The Workout-

A nice snappy Warm Up and break out the nail polish!!!

Ladies-  Paint your middle finger nails a different color, maybe red?

Dudes-  Paint your middle fingers  a color of some sort and don’t act like your daughter never has done this before!!!  Or take a sharpie and mark an “X”

Now the fun part:

100 Perfect Push Ups to a Rotating (twist) Side Plank (Each Arm)

While descending into the bottom of your Push Up make eye contact with your pretty middle finger and KEEP your eyes on this while rotating through to the Side Plank.  Something magical will happen … A graceful – solid – plank.  Spend a few second up here and allow your eyes and hand to guide you back to the floor.  This is not a contest or sword fight today.  Pattern and practice this graceful movement!

Notes:

We wish you the best this weekend and ENJOY!!!