If I Could Wave My Magic Wand …

Why are the people hard to manage?  Because those above them are fussy and have private ends to serve.  That is why they are hard to manage-

When was the last time you truly enjoyed yourself playing (not like that perv)?.  Take a gander at the peeps around you next time you go out for a run, what do you notice?  We all want to do well no matter what we are doing: Cooking, cleaning, being a better mother or father.  And its OK to feel like you want to be the best.  Like duh?!?  We’re mostly humans here and wanting to achieve is completely natural (so we were told).

Right now would be a good time to go for a walk or grab the flask from the lower drawer in your desk.  Just saying …

Our society is completely punch drunk and obsessed with competitiveness.  Screw it, no more holding back and toning it down for the granola crunchers of the blog-o-sphere: We have no idea what PLAYING feels like anymore.  Gotta run, gotta compete, one more mile, a few more sets.  Performance is the needle you are addicted to it!  The  simple, playful pleasures in our lives are no longer desirable.

Instead of driving the kiddos to soccer practice hoping that they will be the next superstar (a .00000001% of that even happening).  Pick up some Jamba Juice and go to a local park, and play.  Better yet, break out some sidewalk chalk and get creative:

All of us are deprived of play each and everyday.  It’s hard to delineate between running ( insert anything) and work.  We base everything on time and performance.  How about a flowing stream of sweat and a smile?

The Plan-

The Workout-

Bizzaro CultFit Workout … Yet another workoutthe EXTREME – ELITE fitness types think they invented:

What you need:  Some mates, An open space, A few adult beverages (no VitaCoCo allowed) and a med ball that knows how to be treated.

Say hello to Hoover – Ball!!!

**Worry wort parents?  The kids can play as well …!**

Notes:

Have a beautiful day today peeps and ENJOY!!!

**The first peep from Canada – Land who can pinpoint the quote at the top without using the Google Machine, gets something!**


Yummy Time With Melissa …

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn’t work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality-

Its always a pleasure to have Melissa from Sweet Wholesome Health over for a visit.  Awhile back we were asked by like 400 of you for us to wrangle some delicious quiona recipes from Melissa?  We hope you enjoy them as much as we have!

Quinoa Salad

This is one of the BEST summer salads because it is so versatile and can be made to suit any taste preference!  It can be served cold (my favorite), warm or hot! Quinoa (actually a seed rather than a grain) is considered a “super-food” because it contains essential amino acids and good quantities of calcium, phosphorus and iron!  It is also very mild in flavor, super easy to cook and much faster to cook than a traditional grain.  It really is one of the best foods out there so go start experimenting and don’t be afraid to think outside the box:)

Ingredients Needed:

  • 1 cup quinoa
  • 1 and 3/4 cup water
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • Olive oil
  • Lemon juice
  • Pepper (to taste)

Optional Ingredients:

  • Scallions
  • Radishes
  • Pepper
  • Onion
  • Carrot
  • Mint
  • Parsley
  • Cilantro
  • Goat cheese
  • Fruits
  • Nuts
  • Any veggie you like to eat uncooked:)

Make sure to wash, rinse and drain the quinoa several times.  It has a protective coating that will make the water cloudy and if left on it can make it harder to digest.  You know your quinoa is clean when your water stays clear after swishing your hand around in it.  Then place the quinoa in a small or medium pot, add the water and salt, bring to a boil, lower the heat and simmer with the lid on until all water is absorbed (15-20 min).  DO NOT STIR THE QUINOA WHILE IT IS COOKING!  Quinoa is very smart.  It has its own system of creating ventilation holes on its own.  If you stir, you will cause it to cook unevenly.  To check for done-ness you can slowly tilt the pot and if water starts to seep out it isn’t done.

When all the water is absorbed remove the lid, turn the heat off and let the quinoa rest for 5-10 min. Then you can fluff with a fork. This is the base for making most quinoa recipes.  To make my favorite version continue reading.

While the quinoa is cooking wash and cut up all the veggies you would like to use.  For example I would use 2 scallions, 4 radishes, 1 pepper, 1 medium carrot, parsley and goat cheese.  Toss them all together in a large bowl and when the quinoa has cooled a bit throw that in as well.  Add as little or as much extra virgin olive oil and lemon juice you would like (usually equal parts is good but you can keep taste testing to find what works for you), then salt and pepper to taste.

You can serve immediately and warm or put it in the fridge for a cold salad. It will keep up to 5 days in the fridge! ENJOY 🙂

Other ways to use Quinoa!

You can use it in a burrito instead of rice, mix it with ground beef and make stuffed peppers, use it as a base for any sauce you can think of or eat it cold with some fruit and yogurt for an extra boost at breakfast! What are some of your wild and crazy quinoa ideas?

Melissa Talamini Levine

Holistic Health and Wellness Coach
www.sweetwholesomehealth.com
“Find the Happy in Being Healthy!”

The Plan-

The Workout-

Warm Up using our signature Happy Hips Warm Up or a Light Flowing Yoga Series, Followed By:

25m Forward Walking Lunge
25m Reverse- Thread the Needle Walking Lunge
25m Alternating Goblet Squat
25m Waiters Walk

*Roll through this as many times as you like.  If you have any bands?  Use them to pattern loading these movements.

Notes:

Its been a brilliant week peeps and thank you for your continued support!  Seriously, where else can you get tasty, fresh Quinoa recipes?  Fall in love again with the dashing, brilliant man Nikola Tesla and learn all the words to Sir Mix-A-Lot’s “Baby Got Back“?!?  Just go ahead and say it:  Right here at CultFit baby!  That’s where!!!.  CultFit has always leaned towards your spiritual health and well-being.  Talking about running, lifting, balancing of stuff , doing burpees and anything else you can think is quite nauseating and painful.  We sincerely care about our readers well-being, well maybe not Uncle Mo.  He has a strong penchant for reading about your painful injuries and sob stories.  Anyways, if you guys are in the area and want to meet up with the members of CultFit?  You can catch us at the Glow Run tomorrow night as well as the Corporate Cycling Challenge Sunday morning (the beer will still be cold at 7am …).  No matter what?  Have a great weekend and ENJOY!!!


Thomas Edison es un Gilipollas. Segunda Parte …

Electricity is really just organized lightning-

Come to order!  Quite down now peeps!  Seriously, hush up so we can get down to business on this beautiful Thursday morning.

Our first order of business today is to recognize Sal from Mammoth Caves, Kentucky for recognizing the humor behind “Frogballs, Arkansas“.  The rest of you should be ashamed and while you’re at it … Put on your great shame faces for the rest of the morning.

The second order of business is to painstaking point out yet again that hipsters are taking over the world!  The Fairdale Dograck, peeps!?!  So apparently embarrassing the ever-living hell out of your little buddy is cool?  For our amusement will someone today try to formulate a solid argument as to why this pet rack is even needed?  We have a dude here at CultFit who uses an old Burley D’Lite Kid Kart for his bike to chauffeur Old Bailey around.  The kids have outgrown it, Bailey is getting old and wait for it … It’s damn comfortable!!!  Plus Bailey can bring a mate along while protecting the ice-cold beer!  Hipster bike pet rack:  This Dear Reader is the Sign of the Apocalypse!!!

Finally and we are dead nuts serious about this.  Rarely, if ever do we use this platform to twist your arm into action.  We’re all adults and you are free to do what you please.

Remember when we last spoke about this dashing, fine young man:

If not read up HERE.

Peeps, our dear friend The Oatmeal(<–Must Clicky!!!) is heading up a spirited effort to purchase the land where the Wardenclyffe Tower once stood.  There is no museum in the United States dedicated to Nikola Tesla and we need your help!!!

To help support and build a goddamn Tesla Museum please click here:  Operation Let’s Build …

To read The Oatmeal and his thoughts about this amazing project:  Help Me raise …

For what its worth: We put all of our kids tuition money into supporting this project!!!  Oh and Thomas Edison is a douche bag!

The Plan-

The Workout-

Rest Day … Some Self Reiki and Quiet Meditation.

This is why ‘Merica and in particular, Wyoming is the place to be to watch the  Perseid meteor shower.

Notes:

We are stoked at the thought of a Tesla Museum being built here in ‘Merica.  Any help you guys can toss in is much appreciated!  Even if its only sharing with a friend or getting this message out to a wider audience.  Any and all help is better than none at all!!!  Have a splendid day today peeps and ENJOY!!!


Frogballs, Arkansas …

I workout.  I hit the gym …  Yesterday I did ankles-

The decision is yours.  Either you can look at the witty, avant-garde photos with a chuckle and a smile?  Or, if you like you are free to hang around as we strip back a few layers for your viewing pleasure?!?

Day one peeps clearly understand we give only a few shakes of the proverbial lamb’s tail when it comes to site stats and dreadful stuff like that.  It’s not what drives us or motivates us; Past, present or future!  However we have been seeing quite a few emails and messages of late asking:  What is up with this nonsense over here at CultFit HQ, bro or brah (if you hail from Eugene, OR)?”  From what we gather from our ongoing conversations with these fine folk is that peeps are really tiring of the Extreme, ELITE, Kranked and Cardio Barre Burn fitness fads (Ja Ja Ja).

These words will read as highbrow and superior.  Conveying tone in a blog-o-post can be arduous to say the least … We stand before you humble and laid bare.

One of the driving forces if not the only principle for CultFit is Karma Yoga.   Quite simply, Karma Yoga is the gentle practice of giving back to the communities of which you are a part.  CultFit has two parts:  What you see here before you and if you ever get up off your un-motivated butt?  Our offline, more intimate version.  In our most pure form we embrace Seva, selfless service.  Seva is an act of kindness and generosity that neither demands, nor expects, reciprocation.

Now this is where old Uncle Mo gets all pissy about the Money Grab and Look at Me ELITE individuals of the world (Those in the Know -Know whom we speak of) … Not today, we promise!

One of the great hall marks of our generation is that, more times than not we only take and not give back.  A friend recently defined the Law of Karma as to say: You get what you give.”  We implore you (along with us) to give back to those around you!  We are not talking about writing a post about your new shoes, heart rate monitor or What You Ate for Wednesday (Damn, that’s today … Oops!).  Hypothetically speaking it would be refreshing NOT to read and hear about peeps:  Volunteering at a local food kitchen, Donating time after work to mentor young kiddos, Helping an elderly neighbor …

If you would like to learn more about what we offer off of the inter-webz or if you would like to share ideas about giving back?  Contact us at:  cultfit@gmail.com

Now back to our regularly scheduled program:

Slowly we will purge the Justin Bieber’s of the musical world …

The Plan-

The Workout-

One example of giving back to your community:

The hover-moms thought a merry-go-round was way too dangerous?  Coconut water has never looked so glorious spilling from someones mouth as when they saw this apparatus above!!!

Not For Time …

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Thick Grip Barbell Curls and Perfect Push Ups (Feet up Peeps) Followed by:

Take the number of stops you make this morning going to work (Stop sign, street light etc) x 10 and this will determine how many Hard Style KB Swings you perform later tonight!

Notes:

So what does all this mean?  If from here on out, each and every time you open the “CultFit has published a new post” email on your precious iPad?  Think of this:  We as individuals may not get what we give.  Although in giving, we keep this whole darn world thing running.  Be well today and ENJOY!!!


This Is Going To Be Pretty Unbearable …

The more you Twitter the worse you run-

Shame, Shame we know your name peeps!  Not a single one of you reading yesterday took the bait we so generously tossed in your general direction:  You teach what you need to learn.  One little, painless comment for or against would have placated the cantankerous Uncle Sachmo!  But no way Jose, you were way too busy lamenting about all of your grand adventures over the past weekend … Now you shale all suffer.   Performing our best Jesse Pinkman impersonation:  Listen up and pay attention, bitches!!!

The single worst part of dispensing advice to others either in a random blog-o-post or over a few cold PBR’s is that NO ONE (re-read this again) actually follows through with what you have to share.  When most self-absorbed (<— If this word is too abrasive choose another one that best fits your personality) peeps ask a question, they already have a picturesque answer in mind-which is usually, the answer they would like to hear coming from your mouth.

Quick question:  Why ask for advice or help in the first place?  When you know you will not use it.

The challenge to our dear readers today is this:  When someone asks you for help or an opinion later this afternoon.  Zip it up and don’t say a thing to the person asking!  Listen for once and lend a good ear.  Chances are they could care less what you have to say in return.  Listen and help guide them to the answer they want, the answer they want to here from their own mouth.

Is this you?!? <—Must clicky!

Or is this you?!?<—Must Clicky(Dear Lord above let this be you!!!)

The Plan-

The Workout-

Before dawn go outside and enjoy the Moon and Venus dancing in the sky above you.  Awaken your senses with a nice flowing Sun Salutations Series, bringing balance and energy to you this morning.  What you do after this is up to you …

Hat Tip: Tyler Leavitt

Notes:

Pretty unbearable indeed … Smile and ENJOY!!!