When I Walked With You Last Night
Posted: September 10, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: aqua, crossfit, fitness, Gallon, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, jogging, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, no bueno, paleo, pilates, run, running, trail running, water, whole foods, WOD, yoga 17 CommentsWell, I’ll be damned. It’s the gentleman guppy. You know, he’s like a turd that won’t flush-
Let’s cut out all the fitness/health verbiage to start the week shale we?: What you see before you this morning is a simple message that will only be understood by a few.
Do you bring a gallon jug of water to the gym with you? If you do … Keep reading! If you don’t … Skip to the end.
Recent troubling developments prompt us to revisit a subject that we have discussed in the past: The Gallon of Water Dude(Chicas? You are just as bad if not worse …) at the gym and his plan to use our weaknesses to his advantage. But first, allow us to pose you a question: Is The Gallon of Water Dude actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to advocate fatalistic acceptance of a venal, meat-headed new world order? After reading this post, you’ll sincerely find The Gallon of Water Dude is the latter. Many peeps who follow Gallon Water Dude’s threats have come to the erroneous conclusion that the majority of impertinent slubberdegullions workout 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. The stark truth of the matter is that The Gallon of Water Dude thinks we are trying to say that censorship could benefit us all. Wait! We just heard something … Oh, never mind; it’s just the sound of our point zooming way over Gallon Water Dude’s head. To reiterate the main message of this rambling Monday post, widespread emotionalism is the price we’d pay for making “superultrafrostified“ a dirty word.
The Plan-
The Workout-
Focus peeps and pay attention! We had to dig deep in between the cushions of the couch to find this gem …
“The 2 and 2“
Two minute RUN out and a two-minute RUN back to the start.
20 Hard Style KB Swings
** If you actually RUN? You should always come up short of your starting spot … 4-5 should be good.**
Notes:
Whoa?!? Where did that all come from? What a great way to start the week don’t you think … ENJOY!!!
Must read material for the week: ACSM ECP’s
Pars Pro Toto
Posted: September 7, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: 5k, crossfit, exercise, fantasy football, fitness, free range, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, intensity, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, motivation, NFL, paleo, perspective, pilates, plank, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 9 CommentsAll I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power-
Be like the tiny grass that grows
In the crevices at a giant mountain’s foot,
Be like the fragrant jasmine flower
Which fills the air with perfume sweet,
Stand like a rock if destiny cruel
Showers you with hardships, big and small,
Be sweet as rock candy to people in distress,
O naive one, just be one among all.
The Plan-
The Workout-
Something new and something fun peeps so please pay attention. Otherwise your face will find itself in a heap. A bloody one at that …
A rather quick and sweat inducing Warm Up of your choosing followed by:
One Arm High Planks (Hinge-Walkout to a high plank pose)
Key points- Index fingers facing straight forward in-line and directly underneath your Shoulders. Index fingers are directly in-line with your Shoulders\Hips\Ankles. Practice this while standing! Your eyes remain neutral, facing forward. Draw your breath in through your nose and tighten your midsection as you walk out (this is critical!).
Here’s the deal hot shots- The most important bit to doing this movement initially is to practice: Index (booger picking) fingers in-line as stated above. Your Walk Out alignment must be spot on!
Play around with this for 15 minutes or so. Try Superman Style (Arm forward, thumb up), Or try our preferred style: Hand on lower back with palm facing up!?! Followed by:
Not For Time …
10 Hinge-Walkout Perfect Push Ups
10 Hard Style KB Swings (Snappy hinge peeps, these are not squats)
250 Perfect Push Ups and 250 Swings sounds just about right.
Uncle Mo says: “You’ll only fall flat on your face once peeps!“
Notes:
Redirect your attention today. Clear your mind and thoughts while trying something new, like our super-duper engaging one arm high plank. Challenge yourself in a way you never have before. And no picking out new kicks and making a play list are not challenging. Now Fantasy Football on the other hand … Have a beautiful weekend and ENJOY!!!
Don’t You Give Up Now
Posted: September 4, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, free range, health, hipster, kettlebell, lululemon, marathon, motivation, natural, pilates, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 15 CommentsThe Sage knows without traveling, Sees without looking, And achieves without ado-
When was the last time you bit your tongue and took a giant step back? Did you overhear a discussion at the pub that was patently ridiculous? Maybe someone left a rather rude and untimely comment on your latest blog post? What are some other situations that you finder rather hard not to intervene and say something?
Our message today: Take to heart the knowledge of things that are in our control and those that are not. What happened yesterday can stay there, in the past. And who knows what will happen tomorrow … Right?!?
The Plan-
The Workout-
Find a nice comfy spot outside and give this one a go:
High Knee Skip … for a little bit
Crossovers … for just a little bit
Butt Kick Sprint … for a spell
Thread the Needle Reverse Lunge … for a fair amount of time.
When all is said and done? Go out and do what you enjoy the most!
Notes:
Have a brilliant day and ENJOY!!!
The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Posted: September 3, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, happiness, health, hipster, Labor Day, life, love, lululemon, pilates, recovery, rest, smile, whole foods, yoga 12 CommentsWorldly pleasures seem so very tiring, Like the allergic weed that itches on contact. It itches if you don’t scratch, but it hurts if you do. It is like mocking a dumb man-
Did you take the time to relish the simple pleasures over this long Labor Day holiday weekend? Did you avoid the salacious lure of consumerism during the time you spent out shopping?
Today instead of trying to make up for something we missed this past summer, let us practice contentment: Knowing that enough, really truly can be enough.
The Plan-
Simpler times indeed …
The Workout-
Rest Day of sorts … Try something new on for size and see how you like it today. Report back with your results in the witty comment section below!
Notes:
Wrapping up a four day weekend can be tough, goodness! Rest up peeps, the remainder of the week may get a bit bumpy … ENJOY!!!
There’s Velvet Eyes In Mexico
Posted: August 30, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: Australia, Beer, crossfit, Cslifornia, fitness, health, hipster, kettlebell, life, love, motivation, pilates, recovery, rest, star trek, whole foods, WOD, yoga 24 CommentsBelieving oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind–
Time to kick off our shoes and slippers! For all the long time – first time reader peeps: Thursdays here are Rest Days for the body, mind and soul. Sit back and be sure to grab a tasty beverage … Let the buffoonery begin!
Yet another reason why Australia is quite possibly the coolest country on earth (California is a close second):
The Plan-
Ladies … Thoughts?
The Workout-
Rest Day … A dab of Yoga + A Brisk Walk = Heaven.
Notes:
Tomorrow will you choose to separate yourself from the herd and be bold in your actions?!? Good, we’ll be here waiting for you with a nice simple message … ENJOY!!!
CultFit 