After The Moon

Sick of it whatever it’s called sick of the names
I dedicate every pore to what’s here-

Thanksgiving is already here and taking a page from the retail sector … Let’s skip thinking about Thanksgiving and look forward to a favorite subject of ours: New Year’s resolutions.

“This will finally be the year I lose twenty-five pounds, stop drinking on the weekends (until St Patrick’s Day … ), save some money, finish the basement, spend more quality time with the family.” Do any of these resolutions sound familiar?  The arrival of the Holiday Season naturally lends itself to valiant attempts on our part at making a fresh start.  The problem is that these resolutions are not so easy to achieve.

What if we told you, today – the day before Thanksgiving can be your New Year?!?

It’s time to sober up peeps, go ahead and take another self pic of yourself on the scale to post and look in the mirror instead of looking at your phone as you take another glamorous duck face pic … Do not avoid your current health in this moment, reflect on your current health.  This moment is your second chance.

Our culture is obsessed with instant transformations and makeovers, hello: Turn the TV on one evening and what do you see?.  What we just asked you above is not easy and making firm resolutions for genuine change is even harder.  In this moment reflect and your past and commit yourself to genuine change.

What were you thinking this time last year … The vicious cycle begins anew.

The Plan-

Link of the Day:  Un-Hear-It  <— This is a must clicky today peeps!?!

The Workout-

Some Happy Hips and a little Balance Beam work followed by:

Hill Sprint + 15 Hard Style KB Swings (at the top)

20 is a nice harmless number.

**If you are going to beat the hell out of yourself all Holiday Season?  Might as well do it in a nurturing fashion then …**

Notes:

Reflect, today is your second chance … ENJOY!!!


Big Trouble Upstairs

She’s gone to heaven so I got to be good-

My body sucks.  I exercise religiously, diet, binge, read all the mind numbing blogs and magazines.  Yet I still feel inferior to others (Gals and Dudes are equally guilty).

I just wish I could stop beating myself up all the time over petty, little things … That’s it I quit!

Like it or not all of us React to adversity and troubling times when we should be Refocusing.

We could not possibly leave you in such a depressed state on a lovely Friday morning could we?!?  What follows could be called advice, by some.  Others may call our kind words unwarranted and self-righteous, either way we are all adults here and we can form our own decisions …

Are you a quitter?  Do you find yourself tossing in the towel daily?  Here’s the lowdown peeps:  Quitters blame those around them and the world for their disappointments.  YOU are not a quitter!

Less time Reacting and more time Refocusing.

The Plan-

The Workout-

Limber up with the program from yesterday … Followed by:

30 Minutes of the following:

10 KB Floor Presses (each arm)

1 Turkish Get Up (each arm)

10 KB Bent Over Rows (each arm)

Notes:

Be sure to go back through this weeks posts and click on the images!  Most of them are perfect for your desktop (Hi-Res).  Be well this weekend and ENJOY!!!

 

Autumns Evening Breeze

A person who passes his days without donations and enjoyments is like a blacksmith’s bellows, he breathes but does not live-

**CAUTION- Where do we begin?  The post you are about to read has been chopped, diced and pureed into the fine mess below.  The topic at hand is very profound and wide-ranging however it is vitally important to understand.  Actually this post was part of a much larger project we are working on: A book, with real pages if you can believe that!?!  Then we had an epiphany:   Unless we reclaim our virginity and dreamed that we are being wined, dined, spanked and teased?  No one would buy our book anyways, Holy Crap!!!**

Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, The local co-op.  We all live in this “Shell” of an existence thinking that what we consume is akin to organic food for our souls, which is conveniently grown and consumed by people who have a deep respect for themselves and living a healthy life.  Maybe you are one of these people?

Sadly what most of us are consuming daily is fast food for our souls: X-Factor, TMZ, iAnythings, The Facebook, WordPress and the latest, juiciest gossip from our friends (the list is never-ending).  Fast food for our souls is tasty and addictive, finger licking good to be exact!

Pop quiz Hot Shot:  Does your daily lifestyle provide real “nourishment for your soul?   When we look around us at work, at the Box or Gym and even in the mirror?  What we see and process is:  Regular folks, peeps- starving for real sustenance in their lives.

Is the diet/food you consume daily dense?  Is your workout program you struggle with dense?  Is your highly addictive social media diet, dense?

What happens when we replace water with Mountain Dew, Green Tea for an eggnog  latte?  What happens when we replace the simple pleasure of reading with our kids, enjoying conversation with a dear friend?  With an evening filled of Pinning Crap and Instagraming Sh!t?  The answers should be  self-evident peeps.  Yet, as the moon sets tonight and the sun arises tomorrow … We will continue gorging ourselves with our fast food diet, without ever realizing that it very well may be slowly killing each and every one of us.

The Plan-

The Workout-

**Before you begin the Program today passionately follow these steps, you will be amazed at the difference in your workout/mood.  Also, feel free to follow these steps before your very own program!**

In no particular order focus on the following:

Mind your feet while you’re getting ready this morning and during your Warm Up.
Mind your chair while you’re typing away at work.
When putting on your running/workout shoes?  Try and put on the one you usually put on last, first.
Drink your tea without sugar if you’re used to sugar in your tea. If you’re used to not using sugar, just once put some sugar in your tea (or coffee).  Leave the water bottle in the car while you work out.  Become aware of the patterns in your life, they are extremely hard to break!
When you have to wait for something (Starbucks, Queue at the store, Waiting for a machine) breathe consciously, five deep breaths.
Take notice, right now.  Where you are.  Take a deep breath … Notice five things you can see.  Notice five things you can hear, notice five things you can feel.  Followed by:

Happy Hips Warm Up is in full effect and comes highly recommended by our kind staff!  Followed by:

Overhead Walking Lunge (pick a distance as steps do not count today)
15 Broad Jumps

How many sets/time is up to you!  If we told you ten or thirty minutes?  You would kill yourself trying to reach this mystical number, oh wait … That’s kinda what we do already isn’t it?!?

Notes:

If you are looking for answers to the questions above?  Look elsewhere as we do not have them for you.  The answers you seek reside deep inside you somewhere.  Feel free to crack open a bottle of wine and talk about these questions and more with your friends and family this weekend (preferably in real life – face to face) … Make the moments you spend together, Dense.  ENJOY!!!


No One Said It Would be Easy

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example-

Top Tips, Advice, Input … All of these are tedious and boring, something we painstaking try not to push your way.  The closest we have ever come to “Advice” is ‘Ole Uncle Mo gently slapping you up side the noggin, and let’s be honest:  We all need a good slap up side the head from time to time.

So on that note, we will be tossing out some talking points this week as we slowly start to fall into hibernation here in the Northern Hemisphere.  It’s a slow process but we all do it, yeah you too!!!  Our hibernation starts with the shorter days and the cooler temps, then the excuses start to pour in:  Too Cold, Too Dark, Too Many Pumpkin Spiced Everything’s!

Hey girl!  Check out the Chica over on the treadmill.  Yeah, the one there chatting up the new trainer dude … She has and will soon have everything you want in life?!?

Jealousy and Envy are great personal tools to use, albeit when used with tact and great care.

Jealousy and Envy are rather ugly, nasty emotions we display more times during the day than we initially thought.  You know what though?  These handy little emotions secretly tell us the truth about our inner-most feelings.  When was the last time you envied or were jealous of someone having a flip-phone?  Never … The fact is: You only envy those who have what you desire the most … You are only jealous when you feel someone has taken something from you.

Most of you reading today spend too much time running away from life, quite literally in fact.  If we stop for a moment to embrace our emotions, whatever they may be?  We can learn so much from them. Our emotions are here:  To teach us, to guide us and to help us make the tough decisions we face in life.

The Plan-

The Workout-

Dust off the Jump Rope and let’s get after this program while the day is still young.

Mess around with your trusty rope for a few minutes to Warm Up.  Followed By:

Jump Rope (for one minute)

3 Turkish Get Ups (each side)

Once again this is not AMRAP … 30 minutes would be nice?!?  If you fancy yourself as Uncle Rico?  Carry on with AMRAP, just keeping it real peeps!

Notes:

Jealousy and Envy (when used properly) can open up the world you were oblivious to or may have taken for granted, before you read this post of course!?!  Take care today and ENJOY!!!


End of the Day

Greet everyone you meet with a warm smile, no matter how busy you are.
Don’t rush encounters with coworkers, family and friends.
Speak softly. Listen attentively.
Act as if every conversation you have is the most important thing on your mind today.
Look your children and your partner in the eyes when they talk to you.
Stroke the cat, caress the dog.
Lavish love on every living being you meet.
See how different you feel at the end of the day.

Sarah Ban Breathnach

The Plan-

Be sure to head over and say hello to Mike Stimpson, the holidays are right around the corner and his work would make a spiffy gift for that special goober in your life?!?

The Workout-

From our classic Signature series here at the palatial CultFit confines.  A flowing Warm Up of your choosing followed by:

200m Sprint (embody the word Sprint!)
20 Perfect Push Ups
30 Hard Style Kettlebell Swings

Notes:

Apologies once again for being completely all over the place this week.  Be well today and let’s remember  the simple words at the top before we begin our weekend … ENJOY!!!