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Posted: September 13, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: Apple, douche bags, exercise, fitness, happiness, health, hipster, iPhone, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, natural, pilates, recovery, rest, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 19 CommentsIt’s time you straighten right out-
Because we cater to our kind readers. Here is the Apple Keynote speech from yesterday:
Apple Keynote Speech <—Must Clicky!!!
The Plan-
The Workout-
Rest Day … Self Reiki plus a touch of Yoga in the AM sun, perfect!
Notes:
Once again every single one of you reading today is truly special! Not that “special” … have a great one today and ENJOY!!!
Ca Plane Pour Moi
Posted: September 12, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: Apple, crossfit, exercise, fitness, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, iPhone 5, Justin Beiber, kettlebell, life, living, love, lululemon, marathon, paleo, pilates, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 22 CommentsLiving vicariously through the experiences of others-
Today’s sign of the Apocalypse: Justin Beiber offered pro hockey contract!?!
This post is going to get little or no attention from you today. Why you may ask? Primarily due to the launch of the new iPhone which you are obsessed with as well as trying to look like somebody else …
Living vicariously through others has permeated every facet of our fitness lives, so much so that we all assume that everyone should have “rock hard abs” and “salacious curves and tasty thighs” Peeps, sometimes we all need to take a step back and remember that we workout to be healthy, not to look like someone else.
Some of these fitness models we see on Pinterest and Tumblr have some very nice features, like “Huge fake breasts and flawless spray tans“. But really, at the end of the day, this person is just a fitness model. You may strive endlessly to obtain their body … If you’re working out to simply stay healthy and to keep active? Chances are you are not a fitness model, bummer. Being authentic and embracing who you are may not get you on the cover of Shape, and it’s certainly not going to wow your Pinterest obsessed friends. But trust us, you are doing a fine job already.
And if you could so kindly give us another second of your time: This is really important. The ThinSpo/FitSpo peeps are currently running the fitness world asylum, and the dedicated hardworking people who just want to workout and have fun: Feel like they need to kill themselves in the gym and spend $$$ on the best gear if they are going to be considered “serious.” Working out and being active should not be balls to the wall back-breaking work all the time. It’s supposed to be fun. FitSpo has its place if all you care about is looks and vanity (Yeah … “its my B-Day peeps here in the blog-o-world”). Although if you’re going out with some mates for a run or bike ride? Or simply enjoying a holiday weekend camping with the family? Enjoy yourself as you are!!!
We joke around a lot around here but we are dead serious when we say that the DSM-IV has begun the process of classifying ThinSpo as a mental disorder, take that for what its worth peeps!
The Plan-
The Workout-
Tag! Your it!!! I’ll grab the kettlebells and you grab the gallon jug of water … We’ll begin out back in a bit!
A nice Trail Run and our classy Happy Hips Warm Up Followed by:
With a mate …
One person Runs one minute out and back. The other person can either perform a KB Rack Hold or Goblet Squats.
Not just ten squats or whatever … Keep moving the whole time while your partner is out running! Switch up and carry on for about 20 minutes.
**No sandbagging or being a prick to your mate! An honest effort pays off here today peeps.**
Notes:
Who are we kidding? Another post about being authentic just whizzed by your head: “Must pre-order iPhone 5 in white …“
ENJOY!!!
When I Walked With You Last Night
Posted: September 10, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: aqua, crossfit, fitness, Gallon, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, jogging, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, no bueno, paleo, pilates, run, running, trail running, water, whole foods, WOD, yoga 17 CommentsWell, I’ll be damned. It’s the gentleman guppy. You know, he’s like a turd that won’t flush-
Let’s cut out all the fitness/health verbiage to start the week shale we?: What you see before you this morning is a simple message that will only be understood by a few.
Do you bring a gallon jug of water to the gym with you? If you do … Keep reading! If you don’t … Skip to the end.
Recent troubling developments prompt us to revisit a subject that we have discussed in the past: The Gallon of Water Dude(Chicas? You are just as bad if not worse …) at the gym and his plan to use our weaknesses to his advantage. But first, allow us to pose you a question: Is The Gallon of Water Dude actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to advocate fatalistic acceptance of a venal, meat-headed new world order? After reading this post, you’ll sincerely find The Gallon of Water Dude is the latter. Many peeps who follow Gallon Water Dude’s threats have come to the erroneous conclusion that the majority of impertinent slubberdegullions workout 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason—a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. The stark truth of the matter is that The Gallon of Water Dude thinks we are trying to say that censorship could benefit us all. Wait! We just heard something … Oh, never mind; it’s just the sound of our point zooming way over Gallon Water Dude’s head. To reiterate the main message of this rambling Monday post, widespread emotionalism is the price we’d pay for making “superultrafrostified“ a dirty word.
The Plan-
The Workout-
Focus peeps and pay attention! We had to dig deep in between the cushions of the couch to find this gem …
“The 2 and 2“
Two minute RUN out and a two-minute RUN back to the start.
20 Hard Style KB Swings
** If you actually RUN? You should always come up short of your starting spot … 4-5 should be good.**
Notes:
Whoa?!? Where did that all come from? What a great way to start the week don’t you think … ENJOY!!!
Must read material for the week: ACSM ECP’s
A Thought Provoking Blog-O-Award?!?
Posted: September 8, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: awards, blogging, Douche, friendship, Justin Beiber, life, Live, love 13 CommentsFraa-jeel-aay! Huh! Must be Italian!
Before we get way off topic and start writing in a nauseating fashion a few thanks are in order. Quite often we forge enduring and lasting friendships in the proverbial blog-o-sphere. My Life Is A Picture Show has bestowed upon us the “A Thought Provoking Blog Award“ and we cannot begin to say how deeply we are moved by her kind thoughts.
Quite often and more times than nought we simply click the “Like” button and carry on with our merry selves. We have been doing this blog thingy for over a year now and the peeps that have taken the time to email and reach out to us here at CultFit know passionately our true purpose, our drive behind what we do. These awards may seem tedious to the “Look at me Crowd” … Not to us!
So once again, thank you My Life Is A Picture Show for taking the time to read and look right through the faced we present. Your blog and writing style is so very inspiring and beautiful. Thank you!
So who do we nominate next? As of .0004512 nano seconds ago there were 1678 followers of CultFit. Pretty scary huh?!? Each one of our readers is so amazing … Even the ones who only “Followed“ to “Follow“ if you catch our drift?
Take a gander at these peeps! We think you’ll like what you see …
Notice we have not told you about these amazing and lovely peeps … What are you waiting for? Hop on over and say hello! You’ll be glad you did!!!
**This is an authentic CultFit member. Things will never be the same.**
Live
Posted: September 7, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: blogging, happiness, life, love, weekend 5 CommentsHave a great weekend, Cheers!!!












