Big Trouble Upstairs
Posted: November 9, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: blogging, Cocktails, crossfit, exercise, fitness, happiness, health, hipster, humor, intensity, jogging, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, natural, passion, perspective, pilates, Spirituality, whole foods, WOD, yoga 22 CommentsShe’s gone to heaven so I got to be good-
My body sucks. I exercise religiously, diet, binge, read all the mind numbing blogs and magazines. Yet I still feel inferior to others (Gals and Dudes are equally guilty).
“I just wish I could stop beating myself up all the time over petty, little things … That’s it I quit! ”
Like it or not all of us React to adversity and troubling times when we should be Refocusing.
We could not possibly leave you in such a depressed state on a lovely Friday morning could we?!? What follows could be called advice, by some. Others may call our kind words unwarranted and self-righteous, either way we are all adults here and we can form our own decisions …
Are you a quitter? Do you find yourself tossing in the towel daily? Here’s the lowdown peeps: Quitters blame those around them and the world for their disappointments. YOU are not a quitter!
Less time Reacting and more time Refocusing.
The Plan-
The Workout-
Limber up with the program from yesterday … Followed by:
30 Minutes of the following:
10 KB Floor Presses (each arm)
1 Turkish Get Up (each arm)
10 KB Bent Over Rows (each arm)
Notes:
Be sure to go back through this weeks posts and click on the images! Most of them are perfect for your desktop (Hi-Res). Be well this weekend and ENJOY!!!
In One Ear
Posted: November 8, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, food, happiness, health, hipster, kettlebell, life, love, lululemon, marathon, motivation, natural, nature, paleo, passion, perspective, pilates, rest, running, satire, Spirituality, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 16 CommentsAnd the heart beats in its cage-
Like Momma always said: “If you don’t have anything nice to say … Don’t say anything at all.”
The Plan-
Link of the day: Yeah!!! You have been saying it wrong all along- Douche. <— I’m just a harmless link peeps?!?
The Workout-
Rest Day …
If you are up to it? Join us is finding balance this fine morning … Surya Namaskara.
Notes:
Be well and ENJOY!!!
Love, Food, Nature, Spirituality, Satire, Science, CrossFit, Yoga, Meditation, Blogging
Autumns Evening Breeze
Posted: November 2, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: Aging, crossfit, exercise, fitness, food, free range, gluten free, happiness, health, hipster, intensity, jogging, kettlebell, life, Loss, love, lululemon, lust, marathon, motivation, paleo, passion, pilates, reading, running, Time Travel, trail running, walking, WOD, writing, yoga 22 CommentsA person who passes his days without donations and enjoyments is like a blacksmith’s bellows, he breathes but does not live-
**CAUTION- Where do we begin? The post you are about to read has been chopped, diced and pureed into the fine mess below. The topic at hand is very profound and wide-ranging however it is vitally important to understand. Actually this post was part of a much larger project we are working on: A book, with real pages if you can believe that!?! Then we had an epiphany: Unless we reclaim our virginity and dreamed that we are being wined, dined, spanked and teased? No one would buy our book anyways, Holy Crap!!!**
Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, The local co-op. We all live in this “Shell” of an existence thinking that what we consume is akin to organic food for our souls, which is conveniently grown and consumed by people who have a deep respect for themselves and living a healthy life. Maybe you are one of these people?
Sadly what most of us are consuming daily is fast food for our souls: X-Factor, TMZ, iAnythings, The Facebook, WordPress and the latest, juiciest gossip from our friends (the list is never-ending). Fast food for our souls is tasty and addictive, finger licking good to be exact!
Pop quiz Hot Shot: Does your daily lifestyle provide real “nourishment for your soul? When we look around us at work, at the Box or Gym and even in the mirror? What we see and process is: Regular folks, peeps- starving for real sustenance in their lives.
Is the diet/food you consume daily dense? Is your workout program you struggle with dense? Is your highly addictive social media diet, dense?
What happens when we replace water with Mountain Dew, Green Tea for an eggnog latte? What happens when we replace the simple pleasure of reading with our kids, enjoying conversation with a dear friend? With an evening filled of Pinning Crap and Instagraming Sh!t? The answers should be self-evident peeps. Yet, as the moon sets tonight and the sun arises tomorrow … We will continue gorging ourselves with our fast food diet, without ever realizing that it very well may be slowly killing each and every one of us.
The Plan-
The Workout-
**Before you begin the Program today passionately follow these steps, you will be amazed at the difference in your workout/mood. Also, feel free to follow these steps before your very own program!**
In no particular order focus on the following:
Mind your feet while you’re getting ready this morning and during your Warm Up.
Mind your chair while you’re typing away at work.
When putting on your running/workout shoes? Try and put on the one you usually put on last, first.
Drink your tea without sugar if you’re used to sugar in your tea. If you’re used to not using sugar, just once put some sugar in your tea (or coffee). Leave the water bottle in the car while you work out. Become aware of the patterns in your life, they are extremely hard to break!
When you have to wait for something (Starbucks, Queue at the store, Waiting for a machine) breathe consciously, five deep breaths.
Take notice, right now. Where you are. Take a deep breath … Notice five things you can see. Notice five things you can hear, notice five things you can feel. Followed by:
Happy Hips Warm Up is in full effect and comes highly recommended by our kind staff! Followed by:
Overhead Walking Lunge (pick a distance as steps do not count today)
15 Broad Jumps
How many sets/time is up to you! If we told you ten or thirty minutes? You would kill yourself trying to reach this mystical number, oh wait … That’s kinda what we do already isn’t it?!?
Notes:
If you are looking for answers to the questions above? Look elsewhere as we do not have them for you. The answers you seek reside deep inside you somewhere. Feel free to crack open a bottle of wine and talk about these questions and more with your friends and family this weekend (preferably in real life – face to face) … Make the moments you spend together, Dense. ENJOY!!!
You’re Only as Old as You Feel
Posted: October 30, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: bootcamp, community, crossfit, death, Frankenstorm, life, p90x, passion, weather 14 CommentsAn inordinate passion for pleasure is the secret of remaining young-
Today’s Sign of the Apocalypse: Storm Blaster
What are we looking to achieve through this “thing” called life anyways? Have you ever stopped to think about the phrase: I’m trying to get through life by any means possible? The problem is that we spend every ounce of spare energy we have kicking, kipping, running and forcing our bodies through the day.
“Woke up late, Rushed to make it in the shower, Traffic is a nightmare and the tank is on empty, I’ll run at lunch, Damn that frigging deadline was today … Screw lunch! I’ll run and workout before bed”
Want to know what’s crazy, truly insane when you step back and look from a different perspective? We honestly feel that the hardest “thing” we will do in life is some random marathon, CrossFit, Bootcamp, P90x or even a romp in the mud. Everyday life peeps is a marathon (or whatever else), one deadline after the other. One hardship after another, one triumph and struggle after another … Finally we end the day with a sprint to the finish line (SLEEP!). Our lives are such a myopically focused race, for what? Each and everyday goes by in a rush. When others view us they see a blur, a streak rushing past to the finish line …
There’s no “Participant” medal at the end of this Finish Line … Digest this thought over your tea today.
The Plan-
The Workout-
Apparently the cool kids like to name their WAD’s or whatever. Say hello to “Sandy“.
Go for a nice relaxing Trail Run. That’s it … Well?!? Add the following to the end:
100 Perfect Push Ups
100 Goblet Squats
100 Hard Style KB Swings
Liz!!! The image below is just for you (from the video you could not watch yesterday):
Notes:
Start Living … Enjoy!!!
Toda la noche de amor
Posted: October 27, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: life, love, passion 5 CommentsMan is only great when he acts from passion-
We sincerely hope all of you are having a blessed and AWESOME weekend!!! Just turn it up and let go … The next round is on us!!!














