Compassion is for Chumps …

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend

Those cheeky Buddhist!   Surprisingly, 2500-year-old Buddhist traditions contain some very basic and fundamental truths about our  own  human nature that we are slowly warming up to.   One of these traditions (the one we like to chat about the most) is that humans are inherently social beings!  Our brains are wired for building relationships, love, compassion and working together.  The individualistic,  look at me and my precious life and competition of our modern lives has led to an imbalance not only within ourselves but rather in everything we see around us.  As the Summer Olympics roll along we get a first hand look at the results of this:  Anxiety, Loneliness, Pain.

What’s the point of this post today?   Being compassionate to ourselves is pretty darn cool and not something you should avoid.  When you do finally accept compassion into your life?  We all become more accepting of others, period!!!

Say hello to Snoop Lion:

Have a listen to the new Snoop Lion if you like?

Hat Tip: News.Com.Au

The Plan-

15 year old Gold Medalist … Ruta Meilutyte

The Workout-

Our Warm Up today is our Workout, Maybe?!?

Start with a nice Walk and listen to your body.  If you like running (Insert anything here peeps)?  Run after a little bit … Get after it today to the tune of 90-95 max effort%

Notes:

Now this may seem gauche and out-of-place today however seeing that many of our readers are firmly entrenched in the Elite/Warrior/Extreme/Insane/Kranked fitness craze of late?  Allow compassion to move you forward.  Uncle Mo (A true Man’s-Man) is not asking you this today … Rather screaming at the top of his lungs this message of compassion.  Compassion is the key to your fitness and healthy goals!  Try it and ENJOY!!!


The Quintessential Guide to the London Summer Games: CultFit Style

A cucumber should be well sliced and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing-

A little mood music this morning (Click play and read the rest of the post, maybe):

Daily Top Stat:  Only .2% of ‘Merican households care about the Olympics.  August 8th can not arrive soon enough for the rest of our country: Honey Boo Boo

The summer games are right around the corner!  The CONDOMS have finally arrived and the ANTI AIRCRAFT BATTERIES are firmly in place.  Without wasting anymore of your time, here are our Athletes to Watch:

Holley Mangold-  The ONLY woman to watch at the Games, PERIOD!  Authentic, real and an inspiration to us here.

Alise Post-  Your butt is sore if you stub a toe during a two-mile run!  Image all the blog posts you would write if you had the following: A torn ACL, LCL and hamstring.  Just for good measure lets toss in a hairline fracture in her femur and a detached meniscus … last July during a training ride!  Keep an eye on The Beast!

Jordan Burroughs-  All we see is gold as well!!!  He may hail from Slakerville, NJ although he reared his dark side while in Good ‘Ole Nebraska.

Sir Chris Hoy-  Ladies, he’s a Sir.  That’s all you need to know.

Lolo Jones-  Every Father reading today wants his Son to marry a woman like Lolo.  She’s humble and not perfect, human.  Plus she would whoop the hell out of your kid in a moments notice … Running of course!

Ryan Lochte-  Michael Phelps is a douche.  Albeit a douche with some hardware.  Mr. Lochte is going to whoop his ass!

The Plan-

A quick stretch …

The Workout-

A nice Swim, Yoga and Meditation.

Notes:

Any thoughts on our list of the Summer Games Best Athletes?  Feel free to chime in with who you think we left out of the mix … ENJOY!!!


Travels With Melissa …

Travel Tribulations

What do you do when you are out of your comfort zone?  Do you stress out and worry about falling off the wagon?

It can be really difficult and frustrating, after getting comfortable with your food ways at home, when you have to navigate new surroundings to figure out the healthiest choices.  Sometimes it is so overwhelming I find myself on the brink of giving up and looking for the easiest most unhealthy food around.  However, I have learned from my experiences and want to share some of the ways  I minimize stress and appreciate the journey!

I encourage you to embrace what you are able to do and enjoy the adventure of being somewhere new!

1. Make some travel foods to fill in the blanks.  Granola bars are great!  They last for a long time, don’t need to be refrigerated and can be individually wrapped.  Check out: Ina Garten- Homemade Granola Bars Recipe for an awesome recipe! Another good travel food is hummus if you have a cooler. If kept cool it can last for about a week and you can pre-cut veggies ahead of time.  My favorite travel food is quinoa salad!  It can be eaten cold or hot and if you have a cooler it will stay good for up to a week.  Quinoa salad is full of protein and other awesome vitamins and minerals!

2. Don’t be afraid to stop along your route for local fresh foods.  Check it out and see what they are offering in that area.  If its local it is obviously fresh with bonus points for supporting local farmers!

3. If you go to a supermarket take your time, look at all your options, read the ingredients, keep it simple and ask questions.  Some of the “freshly” made products might not have been made right away and sometimes a marinated meat in the prepared foods section is a bottled marinade with all kinds of crazy ingredients.

4. Don’t stress out.  Make the best decision possible and enjoy your vacation!  A couple sub par meals will not ruin everything you have worked for!

Being happy will always be a part of being healthy! Trust in yourself to make the best choices and don’t obsess too much over bad options. Enjoy and appreciate everything you do have!

Happy traveling 🙂

**Melissa stops over from time to time to share some really pure and honest information.  To learn more and to introduce yourself stop by Sweet Wholesome Health and have a look around.**

The Plan-

The Workout-

A funny thing happened the other day while sorting through countless emails from our dear readers.  A trend started to emerge from the rubble.  Nearly 80% percent or so emails were asking when Melissa would stop back over to save yourself from reading our tired and exhaustive posts daily.  The remainder of the emails primarily focused on one question/topic:  How do I perform a Perfect Pull Up?

The invidious Uncle Mo opines: Do more Pull Ups, duh!”  Ah, if it was that simple … Ladies? We are throwing you all under the bus so be prepared!

Pop Quiz Hot Shot:  What are the steps involved before an infant takes his or her first steps?  Lie on tummy, roll over, reaching for an object, crawling, supported stand, falling, falling, falling some more and finally one day?  A first step … So what happened from puberty on when you magically surmised that by simply grabbing a pull up bar you should be able to do one?  Life is about patterns, pattering and progressions.  There was and is a reason why we perform Fractal programs from time to time around these parts.  You can not measure the importance of this program today in traditional ways:  Form, Flow, Grace …

Happy Hips Warm Up followed by:

30 Second Natural Dead Hang From Pull Up Bar (Neutral Grip- Thumbs around top of bar.  Open your pits/axilla and lengthen.  Neutral spine and eyes forward, gently look through your grip …) Followed by:

30 Second Handstand Hold (Absolutely no flopping around!  Actively press through the floor while pointing your toes to the sky.  Neutral spine, take a moment to look through your hands … The exact opposite of your hang!  Feel your breath and under control return to standing) Followed by:

5-10 Perfect Push Ups (Thumbs centered on nipples.  Pinkies pointing at 3 and 9 o’clock.  Elbows tucked in at your sides in the bottom position.  Three points of contact at the bottom:  Hands, Feet, Chin.  Allow your breath to control and initiate movement throughout.  Load on the way down slowly- Anakin squeeze!  And initiate the upward movement through your stinky pits!)

15 Times Through Today!  1-5: Focus on length.  6-10:  Focus on control.  11-15:  Let your breathing take over … Form , Flow, Grace!

How about a nice little wager ladies of CultFit?  Perform this program twice a week for one month?  And we will guarantee that you will be able to do a Perfect Pull Up.  Without one of those lame ass bands!?!

To accept our challenge and to decry to the blog-o-sphere that you are giving our challenge a go:  Leave a comment and keep all of us updated on your progress!

When you are successful in your new task, and you will be successful!  We will send you a nice shirt to wear out in public!!!

Notes-

Sister Hazel did our program last month and needless to say she cursed out her blue pull up band, it was rather unseemly for a woman.  But damn was it hot!!!  Dudes?  Feel free to join us as well!  The choice is yours … ENJOY!!!

**If you need some more clarification on the movements?  Please feel free to ask for some help, that’s what we are here for.**


Thursday 12 July 2012

Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals-

Talk about kicking the proverbial hornets nest!  If you missed the post from yesterday?  Who are we kidding you didn’t miss anything of actual importance or some groundbreaking new science … or did you?!?

Normally each and every Thursday is a Rest day and we play some silly games, please don’t rush off in a pissy mood!  We will get to them in a minute (better make that 15 minutes … A rant is brewing).

Pop Quiz Time:  Are you reading this post today comfortably in your underwear, due to sex?  The correct answer is yes!  We, YOU, all of the above have adopted such a myopic view of the world that primarily focuses on ME.  Step back and strip away all the layers that bog us down … Last time we checked Uncle Pliny’s parents had SEX (Spoiler Alert) 42 years ago and he is writing this post today due to that one-act, which didn’t last very long!

So if you are still pissed off from yesterday?  Oh well, maybe this will make you feel better:  Are Men Going Extinct…

The answer is YES (If you take the time to read this you will be kindly rewarded)!

Where were we?  Oh standing in line at Whole Foods looking at the fine Chica on the cover of the new Yoga Journal.  Hmm…”I wonder why she’s on the cover?  It would be blasphemous to think it was due to sex!?!
Roll up your sleeves and keep your shirt on!  It’s time to play: “Best Caption Wins Something“!!!

The Plan-

The Workout-

Rest Day = Yoga, A Nice Walk and Some Self Reiki

Notes:

Deep cleansing breath … ENJOY!!!


Afternoon Sorpresa

Write drunk, edit sober-

There is no point or logic behind this wasteful post.  Just a couple of videos that are about to go viral…

Hat Tip: Duck Studios

**THIS SECOND VID IS NSFW!  Or if you live in England … Perfectly acceptable, mate!**