Friday 13 January 2012
Posted: January 13, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: fitness, health, life, motivation, perspective, rest, runner, welness, workout Leave a commentIt is not work that kills men, it is worry. Work is healthy; you can hardly put more on a man than he can bear. But worry is rust upon the blade. It is not movement that destroys the machinery, but friction-
It’s an end to another long week here at CultFit HQ, or is it? Our Internal Web-Stat Department would like to say “thank you” to all the peeps who emailed complaining about our killing the proverbial motivational vibe this week. Either you can look at this site as a beacon of hope or the last fleeting moments of a toilet swirl, the choice is up to you? But please, we beg of you, do not send us an email asking how to incorporate CrossFit moves like the Dead lift/Kettle Bell Swing/Double Under into your program because you saw it in the new edition of Runners World!?!
Please wish fellow CultFit follower Ryan Hall the best this weekend!
The Plan-
Is the ratio of your gadget/inter-webz face time vs. living a real life off kilter so far this year: Read up!
The Workout-
Pretty much what you have been doing all week:
Bike/Row/Swim for about an hour followed by:
100 Perfect Push Ups
100 Potato Sack Squats
100 Inverted Rows
10 Minutes in an Inversion of your liking (preferably outdoors in the middle of a field)
Hmm, what is this random assortment of movements you may be asking yourself today?
Notes:
A vast majority of our readers have this underlying need to validate themselves by asking tedious little questions like: “How much you lift” and “what was your last ultra-time”. If it makes you feel better 95.4% of the staff here did the one hour ride today in 20 mins. So on that note, There have been over 240-ish posts here by CultFit HQ members. Some of the best ones cover the topic of “Vanity”…Hmmmm. Be safe this weekend and most importantly, ENJOY!!!
If you are interested in joining CulFit HQ and getting some sweet CultFit schwag (no t-shirts) to rock out in at your next 5hr long Marathon/40 min 5k/16:49 Francis, drop us an email at: cultfit@gmail.com
Breaking NEWS!!! The Apocalypse has arrived…and officially Jumped the Shark on the way in:
Thursday 12 January 2012
Posted: January 12, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: 2012, cardio, free good hippie porn, hand balance, life, mini cardio, motivation, perspective, rest 2 CommentsHow beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest afterward-
“Motivate this, motivate that. You are doing it wrong. Here, here peeps let me show you how…” Go ahead right now on your WordPress search machine or that new Google thing and search: Fitness+Motivation. Go ahead now young héroe! We’ll kick back a cold VitaCoco as you lose yourself into the abyss. El prestigioso Motivational Department here at CultFit HQ want to have a heart-to-heart with you today.
After reading countless pages of nauseating, good old reach around mindless rubbish. Blog-o-sphere motivational types: Thank you for just being mediocre!
Understand there is a fine line in the minutia of what we are writing to you today: Douche or no douche, ¿estamos claros?
- Set your goal exceeding high and hold yourself accountable
- Understand you will not exceed easily
- Cultivate Confidence
Please let us know if the example below fails to capture what most of “you” are doing later today:
- You tell the world via Twitter/Blog/Facebook that you are training for a Marathon or whatever.
- You set some goals and a little plan on how to go about doing it.
- You buy an Affliction shirt or some hot yoga pants from Lululemon to build your confidence
- You post later in the day how life sucks due to the fact you had to wait in traffic on the way to the gym.
We understand it’s hard to fail. Old Uncle Caleb here recently competed in a power lifting meet(after posting his training video on the YouTube) only to be beaten by a 70-year-old woman.
The Plan-
There are no easy plans/charts/graphs or theory’s that painstakingly describe how to motivate you, none. So let’s put on our paleo cliche faces for a moment and ask a few questions that most of us should relate to:
What motivates you to brush and floss your teeth? What motivates you to show #2 who it really works for?Somewhere out on the south 40 there is an answer…
The Workout-
Rest Day of sorts…
Leg Drains and Mini Cardio…Quick question? How does the Google Machine work?
Notes:
ENJOY!!!
Wednesday 11 January 2012
Posted: January 11, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: 2012, common sense, crossfit, drive, energy, fitness, health, motivation, perspective 6 CommentsYou cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus-
The Plan-
Beware the story of the “Easy” explanation…Far too often we are hyper obsessed with finding the proper motivation to start a new workout program that we forget the “Easy” part to it: Following through.
Motivation is in the mind; follow-through is in the practice.
Just nod your head...
The Workout-
Pulled from the “This seems oddly similar” series here at CultFit HQ
Bike/Swim for about an hour (you have been quietly turning up the intensity we hope?) Followed by:
100 One Arm Perfect Presses (each arm always starting the movement with a Hammer Curl-Rack Hold-Press)
Notes:
This is more of a Core-Spine workout than you would initially think…The moment you grab the floor with your toes that energy you now have is transferred to every part of your body. Just as a tree has roots to fuel and nurture its growth; so do you, ENJOY!!!
Doomsday Clock Clicks Closer to Midnight
Tuesday 10 January 2012
Posted: January 10, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: bike, fitness, goals, motivation, perspective, swin, swings 4 CommentsLess than fifteen percent of the people do any original thinking on any subject… The greatest torture in the world for most people is to think-
With New Years resolution season in full swing now, the vast and overwhelming amount of tips and motivational “pats on the back” can be daunting to anyone trying to get back into the swing of leading a healthy life.
For the blog-o-sphere types, Random Fitness apes and yoga moms telling YOU what to do, CultFit HQ inter-webz media relation guru Uncle Hayden has this reminder: Most people are visitors to the magical land of fitness, nutrition and healthy living; not full-time residents.
During this full on information blitz in particular, you are often exposed to a lot of information. Far too often we easily lose sight of what tasty tidbits of information/advice are most important and helpful to us.
This all gets back to you, the visitor here to CultFit HQ. This is much more of a tool than you may initially think. Check out some of the links to the side here–>
There here for a reason. Read the articles we present you with an open mind. Be mindful that you, you yourself are the best training tool and motivator you could ever need.
The Plan-
Ask yourself these questions today:
What are my goals for the coming days, week, month, year?
What changes do I want to see in my life?
What am I willing to change about myself to achieve my goals?
What will I add to my life? What will I let go of?
The Workout-
Similar to yesterday…
One Hour Swim or Bike followed by:
100-150 Perfect Swings
Notes:
We honestly hope you get our message today, ENJOY!!!
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