Friday 6 April 2012
Posted: April 6, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: 5k, crossfit, exercise, fitness, health, intensity, jogging, kettlebell, marathon, motivation, natural, paleo, perspective, pilates, recovery, running, trail running, walking, whole foods, WOD, yoga 23 CommentsEvery ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right-
Kathrine Switzer
The Plan-
You may need to scoot on over a little bit closer today, just a bit…The talk we would like to have with you is something, let’s be straight forward shale we? Not something you want your friends to overhear or even that pretty little treadmill chica next to you. We all have dirty little bad habits that are deeply anchored in each one of us. As a matter of fact they have evolved into automatic actions during every waking moment of the day. Take Uncle Paul for example: “Normal” dude who likes to stay fit and obsess over his diet. If you ask nicely he will happily pontificate a sweet story telling you all about staying fit and eating healthy…Until the weekend comes and it’s off to the races. Just last week we bet Uncle Paul that he could not match his 5k time from the Saturday (25:40) before to a similar time on the same course on a Wednesday morning. Same course, same time, even conditions…Different day!?!
What was his second time? Let’s just say it was “OFF” by a considerable margin…Which he attributed to being “competitive” whatever that means? Train hard all week recuperating from a weekend competing, rinse and repeat all summer long. Sound familiar dear friend? What we propose is this: Break the habit and become more, well: “YOU”. Free yourself from the habit of perpetually grinding yourself down and awaken yourself to the present, the now. This is going to hurt and will definitely be a process, and you know what? Who knows you may find other areas of your life that need improving.
The Workout-
Pulled from our “Even a kid can do this” Series here at CultFit HQ…Hopefully you are sick of Perfect Push Ups right now:
Warm Up thoroughly as you see fit…Hardy/Flowing Lather, followed by:
Gather up the kids, the hubby or even the chica on the treadmill, head outside and…
Wheel Barrow Relays (Don’t act like you have no idea what this is? Fire up the Google Machine…). We decided to have a competitive program with the victor getting some Hobgoblin as a reward!!!
Sprint 40m out…Last one does the Wheel Barrow back to the start. But before you start on the way back: 20 Perfect Push Ups for both of you.
If you quickly realize that there is an inherent mix match of talent? Simply switch it up and keep the sprints spirited!
Get into this one today, it’s a blast!!! Oh, and 6-10 times through is going to be pretty impressive…
Notes:
We have a bit of light homework for you this weekend. In between trying to kill yourself running a 5k and sometime before you head off to Whole Foods…Dying To Be Thin.
By all means have a great time if you give the program today a go. And if you do? Be safe and ENJOY!!!
Thursday 5 April 2012
Posted: April 5, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: blogging, crossfit, exercise, fitness, free range, gluten free, health, hunger games, jogging, kettlebell, life, marathon, motivation, natural, paleo, perspective, pilates, recovery, rest, running, trail running, walking, WOD, yoga 8 CommentsBreakfasts come and go Renee, but Hartford? The Whale? They beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime-
***A beer to the first peep who can name what we are really excited about (No homo)**
It’s Thursday once again and you all know what that means! Put your caption spectacles on and give this one a go:
The Plan-
Embrace your inner self and become comfy in your own skin:
Keith Apicary…You Rock!!!
The Workout-
Rest Day or if you happen to live in your parent’s basement:
Dear God the world really is going to hell!!!
Notes:
Please take a moment today to pay yourself first and realize all the hard work you have been doing is not going without notice…REST!!! Be safe and no matter what the season may be, ENJOY!!!
Wednesday 4 April 2012
Posted: April 4, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: active rest, crossfit, exercise, fitness, health, jogging, kettlebell, marathon, motivation, natural, paleo, perspective, pilates, running, trail running, walking, WOD, yoga 22 CommentsIn the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet-
Every once in a while (about three times a week) we find ourselves overwhelmed by life. A little bit of this and a little bit of that and before you know it? Life is completely out of balance. Honestly this is more of a “Life” piece than a “Fitness” piece today. NO, we are not getting all soft and timid peeps! It’s just that stepping back a few steps to put things in a wider perspective is always a fairly decent idea.
So how do you write about finding balance in all aspects of your life without offering some bit of self-serving advice? Into murky waters we travel…Conviction: The conviction to make the difficult choice; to exclude other possibilities in order to choose the one that suits you best (why does CrossFit and Yoga come to mind); to let go of fearing the disapproval or disappointment of others. Take the time to care about yourself and soon enough “things” will eventually become more balanced, we hope!?!
The Plan-
Our Philosophia could be considered a living breathing document. Just like life it is always changing…Here are a few things we have been kicking around as they pertain to “Fitness” and the “Logic” central to the programs we put together for you daily. Other blog-o-sphere types throw in your general direction daily: 2 Minute Kick Ass Ab Workout, 30 Day Burpee Challenges, Blah, you get the point! The problem is that there is little or no thought about “YOU“…Uncle Brandon swears by his workout routine although it may not work for you:
Big shout out to: Twisters Sports Center!!!
CultFit Universal Program Principios
These apply to all of our programs:
• Use of the stretch–shortening cycle of muscle contraction.
• Minimization of energy used to perform the task (Extreme/Elite fitness peeps will NEVER grasp this concept!!!).
• Control of redundant degrees of freedom in the segmental chain.
CultFit “As We See Fit” Principios
These apply primarily to speed work (whenever we get around to it):
• Sequential action of muscles.
• Minimization of inertia (increasing acceleration of movement).
• Impulse loading and/or absorption (we have been writing about this for the past two months).
• Increasing efficiency in the acceleration path.
• Overall stability.
That sums up our training theory for the year. Thank you for reading!!!
The truth hurts peeps:
The Workout-
So how do we begin to feel whole again after basically breaking ourselves in two with Push Ups and Walking Lunges? Tricky question…
Gently pulled from our “If it smells and looks like yoga” series here at CultFit HQ:
Certainly not for time:
Trail Run/Walk/Hike/Bike/Run (Not to be confused with jogging! You might as well walk)…Off into some Random direction. Followed By:
30 Minutes or so of a flowing, graceful Sūryānamaskāra series
During your journey home pick a number between 500 and 750…And behold: This is the number of Perfect Push Ups to perform during the course of your day!
Simply: We are adding perfect volume broken up neatly into 15-20-25 rep chunks. If we smacked you up side the head and stated: Perform 500 Push Ups in an hour? The first 50 or so would be good and the rest would go to hell, quick!
Every rep today is perfection…Pattern the movement to a point where it is second nature to you. The simplicity in this is just that, keep it simple. Too many times we are barraged with complex kettelbell, Olympic lifting etc moves “recommended” from a dear blogger…Pattern, Load, Progressions…Four people understand why this is important today?!?
**(Note if you are stuck inside feel free to use a treadmill, stationary bike or a big wheel)**
Notes:
Push Ups are but one example, a simple one at that. Pull Ups as well and Goblet Squats easily fall into the same category (sense a theme here?)…Be safe today and most importantly, ENJOY!!!
Tuesday 3 April 2012
Posted: April 3, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, health, hipster, intensity, jogging, kettlebell, life, marathon, motivation, natural, paleo, perspective, recovery, rest, running, walking, yoga 31 CommentsBenjamin is nobody’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick-
Spring is in the air and nothing quite captures or so eloquently describes the essence of what it means to us here…This Dude, We worship at his feet:
We have a dirty little secret we need to confess to you this morning: We genuinely do not like weight training. More specifically, destination weight training like driving to a gym to pick up stuff and gently put it down. Long time readers know why this is true: Its tedious, limited and boring. Scientific studies have shown that exercising helps you live a longer life…A longer life to spend in the gym!?!
Ask yourself this morning as you drive off to the gym in your fancy new yoga pants that scream look at my glorious rear(this applies to you as well chico)…Why do I want to live longer in the gym?
The Plan-
The Workout-
As always: Outside in the elements, with the kids/family/friends…
Spend 10 Minutes Tumbling (Forward rolls-Backwards etc…Loosen Up)
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Inverted Rows (Playgrounds are full of spots to do these) followed by:
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Feet Up Perfect Push Ups (Park Bench? Swings…?!?) followed by:
3-5 Perfect Pull Ups
And now the fun part! Look off into the distance, not through the trees maybe right up to them? Ready…Walking Lunge’s all the way until you finally reach a pine tree and want to give it a big hug!!! 400 to 800 Meters maybe?
If you are feeling frisky feel free to pick up little Jasper and carry him in a Rack Position or Over the Shoulder? And why would Inverted Rows and Walking Lunges be important…Feel free to comment if you have an idea?
Notes:
As always play around with the rep scheme this morning to something that may suit you better. It truly is awesome to do this stuff outside…Granted there are more people looking at you like you are insane and delusional. The albóndigas at the gym miss you right now. Be safe and ENJOY!!!
Tuesday 27 March 2012
Posted: March 27, 2012 Filed under: Random Workout | Tags: crossfit, exercise, fitness, health, jog, jogging, life, motivation, natural, paleo, perspective, pilates, recovery, rest, run, trail running, Walk, walking, WOD, yoga 8 CommentsWe are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates-
Pop quiz time peeps! Ready? Here we go:
Try not to worry too much about the numbers at the moment. Openly ask yourself the questions and preferably ask them aloud, like right now. That little nugget of brain residing between your ears likes to sabotage events from time to time.
The Plan-
Life is wonderful and very, very humbling at times. Our crack Human Behavior Lab here at CultFit HQ estimates between 98.9 and 99.9% of you have tried this before in some manner or another in your life. Of course we would never know that from your perfect slice-o-life-blog…
The Workout-
Pulled from our “Thinking Cap” series at CultFit…
Trail Run/Bike/Swim into a nice lather followed by:
5 Perfect Dead Hang Pullups followed by:
10 Scap Dips (elbows lose not locked – neutral head position – toes pointing/reaching to the floor) followed by:
5 Perfect 5 Count Push Ups (allow your breath to release you)
20 minutes or so of Leg Drains and Self Reiki
Pattern and Loading remember? Ten times through is pretty good and if the Pull Ups become a challenge: Change grip first then stop…if you are not initiating the pull through your axilla? It’s time to start patterning proper Perfect Pull Ups!
Notes:
If your goal is to strike a nerve today (literally) go ahead with the program with reckless abandon (four people know why this is the case)! Have a splendid day, let the sun warm your face before you set off this morning and most importantly, ENJOY!!!















