Thursday 22 March 2012

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; –happiness; but few are going by the same road-

*sniff-sniff* Shhhh, come over quietly: like on your tipsy toes or something.  You gotta check this out…JaJa we had you going there for a minute!  It’s only Uncle Bruce coming in from the turnip field to put his feet up to rest on this glorious Thursday morning.  Another week here is quickly coming to an abrupt end, it’s all good though.  We’re all comfy nestled up close to a cup of green tea, perfect temp and perfect blend(China Green Quince).  Almost forgot about the blueberry bagel in the toaster…while we get that sorted…Feel like a quick game of “Come up with a creative caption?”  So do we,  so with no further delay:

The Plan-

You know the type: “Man my knee sure is sore after the run today.  What time are we going to kill “it” again tomorrow?”  Or what about the peep who laments about all sorts of knee issues  while sporting a knee brace?  Well, we have a game for you: Virtual Knee Surgery(<–No joke give it a GO!!!)

Obviously “Those People” have a deep disrespect for their body/soul and  think life is one big old game where YOU are the most important piece.  Pics of high scores get some goodies!!!

The Workout-

Rest Day…Spring is in the air and your body likes to be out in the elements (so we were told).  If going outside is a foreign idea to you?  Well today would be the perfect day to go for a walk!

Notes:

We tip our hat to you Mr/Mrs Space Bat…R.I.P!!!  Now only if some of you picking the wedgie out of your crack this morn’ would attack life with the same conviction?!?  Have an awesome day, ENJOY!!!


Wednesday 1 February 2012

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side-

Alright get ready for this one albóndigas!  According to our Research and Admin Department here at CultFit HQ, 50.1% of our readers are of the female persuasion.  “So what does that mean?”  Nothing really although if we had to take bets on who opines the most today we highly recommend you take the over on the chicas at 20 emails…

Given the capricious ways of the female species let’s start with a picture to get things really fired up around here:

You don't say?

Now hmm hmm…we’re down here guys, don’t worry she isn’t going anywhere.

Bad news girls, you didn’t wake up like this and if you did you know how hard it is to stay in such peak condition…(topic for another day).  Instead, and guys listen up closely as well:  Try to roll out of bed being mindful of who you are and not what you wish to be?

Research has proven that the first few things you do upon waking is:

  • Update your Facebook status
  • Tweet you are running late for work after ignoring the alarm on your iPhone thingy
  • Press the remote start on your car

Women and Men of the inter-webz please listen up!  Like it or not you place an infinite amount of undue stress on your body worrying about the chic in the picture above.  Stress we can live without.  Awhile back we wrote about the topic of stressing over stress (Goggle it), Instead of torturing you again here is a link from a reputable spot so check it out: READ UP

Yes, you are annoying.

Need more proof?

The Plan-

The Workout-

Now that you have become aware of a few things let’s take a moment to expose a few glaring holes in your program…

30 Second Hand Stand Hold- No walls, no support, no flopping around (if you can’t make it this far…) followed by:

30 Hinge Perfect Push Ups (hinge once walk out and then 30 push ups)

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

25 Hinge Perfect Push Ups

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

20 Hinge Perfect Push Ups

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

15 Hinge Perfect Push Ups

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

10 Hinge Perfect Push Ups

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

5   Hinge Perfect Push Ups

30 Second Hand Stand Hold

1   Hinge Perfect Push Ups

Not that time ever really matters around here at CultFit HQ.  Having said that if you struggle to do this in under 15 minutes or so or can’t do a Hand Stand without the aid of a wall?  Pull up another workout from “That Site” and feel free to comment on how it worked out for you?!?

Notes:

Grace, flow, stillness and a heavy breathe all reside in the program above.  Look within yourself and find the courage and confidence to take on the challenge today.  Life is not easy nor is a workout pulled from some random blog-o-sphere site as easy as it seems, ENJOY!!!