Thursday 1 March 2012

With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably-

Welcome to debauchery Thursday here in the CultFit V.I.P lounge.  Feel free to kick off your vibrams and ease into the plush purple velvety love sac over here by the warm glow of the fire.  You did it again yesterday didn’t you?  The old Kummerspeck grabbed right-a-hold of you this time!  Known as surfeit to some around these parts…Oh well one of our favorite past times here is partaking in a little Gadrii Nombor Shulen Jongu.  It always helps to keep the banter pithy and fresh.

The Plan-

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Uncle Mortis is finally back from his running vacation in Mexico prepping for the Q50 Costa Rica in May and he would like blurt out a few things that have been upsetting him of late:

“First before I begin, I accept all of your apologies in advance.  Now allow me to pontificate…”

Why do you have a 13.1 or 26.2 sticker in your car window?  No one cares about the 4hr marathon you ran…While I’m at it who cares about your stick figure family as well?!?

Why is it when you search “Olympic Lifting” or “kettle Bell” all you get is CrossFit crap?  Hello, the Olympics are right around the corner!

Can I go to the park with the kiddos and a set of rings and not be interrupted by Random Fitness apes?

Since when is wearing a shiny new pair of Inov-Eights an invitation for you to talk to me?

Peeps in Latin America do it right with their license plates.  As in no one has lame ass vanity plates!

…Our sincere apologies peeps!  Yet another reason why we don’t let Uncle Mortis near a computer.  Where were we today?

The Workout-

Rest Day

Don’t forget about breathing though!


Thanks for letting us waste your precious time today.  We had a chat with Uncle Mortis about feelings and sensitivity.  He still does not care…anyways have a great healthy day and ENJOY!!!

12 Comments on “Thursday 1 March 2012”

  1. turbocandy says:

    Love it … lol Although any marathon is worth being proud about… your 15 stick figure cats are not.

  2. You mean it’s not cool to have a 5K sticker on my car? Or should it read 3.1? Cheers!

  3. I agree so much with the stick figures. If people think we care that much, why don’t they get some cling decals of an 8×10 of their actually family. If you’re going to be conceited, go full out.

  4. I keep my 13.1 magnet on my freezer door. That way it is a reminder if I ever want to eat ice cream again, I must run that distance to do so. Plus, if I keep it on my car it will get dirty, ew! Who wants to eat ice cream after touching a dirty magnet?

    • CultFit says:

      Awesome! Great way to keep you on track and motivated. Sounds like a good topic for a post: Top 3 Ice Creams you would run 13.1 miles for…Have to admit we have a Dairy Queen here just off a local trail and every time we stop for a treat!

  5. AlyssTG says:

    There are good car stickers… and then there are BAD car stickers haha – funny post!

  6. Heather says:

    I’m going to put a stick figure of me and 10 cats. That’ll teach ’em.

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