Thursday 1 March 2012Posted: March 1, 2012
With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably-
Welcome to debauchery Thursday here in the CultFit V.I.P lounge. Feel free to kick off your vibrams and ease into the plush purple velvety love sac over here by the warm glow of the fire. You did it again yesterday didn’t you? The old Kummerspeck grabbed right-a-hold of you this time! Known as surfeit to some around these parts…Oh well one of our favorite past times here is partaking in a little Gadrii Nombor Shulen Jongu. It always helps to keep the banter pithy and fresh.
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Uncle Mortis is finally back from his running vacation in Mexico prepping for the Q50 Costa Rica in May and he would like blurt out a few things that have been upsetting him of late:
“First before I begin, I accept all of your apologies in advance. Now allow me to pontificate…”
Why do you have a 13.1 or 26.2 sticker in your car window? No one cares about the 4hr marathon you ran…While I’m at it who cares about your stick figure family as well?!?
Why is it when you search “Olympic Lifting” or “kettle Bell” all you get is CrossFit crap? Hello, the Olympics are right around the corner!
Can I go to the park with the kiddos and a set of rings and not be interrupted by Random Fitness apes?
Since when is wearing a shiny new pair of Inov-Eights an invitation for you to talk to me?
Peeps in Latin America do it right with their license plates. As in no one has lame ass vanity plates!
…Our sincere apologies peeps! Yet another reason why we don’t let Uncle Mortis near a computer. Where were we today?
Don’t forget about breathing though!
Thanks for letting us waste your precious time today. We had a chat with Uncle Mortis about feelings and sensitivity. He still does not care…anyways have a great healthy day and ENJOY!!!