Wednesday 28 March 2012

Where beams of imagination play, The memory’s soft figures melt away-

Today’s sign of the Apocalypse: Broga  Yeah you read that right and trust us:  It is what you are thinking it is…Now as much as we poke light-hearted fun at all the yoga/soccer moms sitting in their shiny black suv’s today.  Of course they are wearing their “toe” concealing Lululemon pants…Silly question!  It’s only fair that we throw the dudes under the bus as well.  Just the other day outside a local co-op we overheard the many “benefits” that Broga has for the male species.  The only item we would like to add:  Dudes, if you are going to do this do it right…Speedos just like the Spanish fellows were wearing in Majorca last summer!

Moving on…What better way to follow-up the pop quiz from yesterday…Oh, a test!  It won’t hurt we promise…CLICKY HERE when you have a free moment sometime this morning.  We understand life is busy right now.  Really, there are so many choices of organic baby carrots to choose from at the market today.  “Who has the time to worry about “my body”?  Certainly not me!?!”  Take solace in the fact that these posts do in one way or another flow together.  Just like the concomitant injuries you keep tossing around from day-to-day.  Chances are tripping on a twig during your morning trail run closely correlates with the fact you left the toilet seat up last night and the old lady proceeded to put a beat down on you (rather a brisk beat down to boot)!

Simply: Take the time to listen, daily: Every waking minute of the day.  Who knows one of these days you may break in two only to try to explain to the doc how it’s your wife’s fault!?!

The Plan-

This concludes our diet chat for the year.  Thanks for reading…Watching!

The Workout-

Pulled from our “300th post and no we are not going to lament over it” series here at CultFit HQ.

Warm Up into a thick hardy lather…Followed by our signature and hardest program (new peeps, give it a go and prepare to be humbled quick.  Like Grandma quick!!!)

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold followed by:

35 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

30 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

25 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

20 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

15 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

10 Perfect Push Ups

45-60 Second Hand Stand Hold

5 Perfect Push Ups

Six to seven minutes or so in a hand-stand and 140 Perfect Push Ups…How hard can it be?  Pretty darn hard especially if you don’t use a wall…

Notes:

Well this is what 300 hundred feels like…300 posts that is.  Like life this has been a journey, albeit a splendid one due to one simple reason: You!!!  *Fighting back crocodile tears*  Throw out all the self glorifying stats that drive some here on the blog-o-sphere to do some pretty profound and lame things.  When we get a comment or an email from a passionate peep who shares our simple message: “Listening to and respecting your body”?  That’s all that matters to us here, honestly!  Be well friends, yeah life sucks at times (not as much as the 8am class at YogaMed…JaJa pervs!!!) just keep in mind that “You alone are the best workout tool you will ever need“, ENJOY!!!


Tuesday 27 March 2012

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates-

Pop quiz time peeps!  Ready?  Here we go:

Try not to worry too much about the numbers at the moment.  Openly ask yourself the questions and preferably ask them aloud, like right now.  That little nugget of brain residing between your ears likes to sabotage events from time to time.

The Plan-

Life is wonderful and very, very humbling at times.  Our crack Human Behavior Lab here at CultFit HQ estimates between 98.9 and 99.9% of you have tried this before in some manner or another in your life.  Of course we would never know that from your perfect slice-o-life-blog…

The Workout-

Pulled from our “Thinking Cap” series at CultFit…

Trail Run/Bike/Swim into a nice lather followed by:

5 Perfect Dead Hang Pullups followed by:

10 Scap Dips (elbows lose not locked – neutral head position – toes pointing/reaching to the floor) followed by:

5 Perfect 5 Count Push Ups (allow your breath to release you)

20 minutes or so of Leg Drains and Self Reiki

Pattern and Loading remember?  Ten times through is pretty good and if the Pull Ups become a challenge:  Change grip first then stop…if you are not initiating the pull through your axilla?  It’s time to start patterning proper Perfect Pull Ups!

Notes:

If your goal is to strike a nerve today (literally) go ahead with the program with reckless abandon (four people know why this is the case)!  Have a splendid day, let the sun warm your face before you set off this morning and most importantly, ENJOY!!!


Monday 12 March 2012

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired-

Chances are according to our Webz Stats Department: 99.856% of you are going to fill out a tourney bracket sometime today and stress out over it for three weeks or so.  To the peeps reading over seas in lands far away:  You are better off for not knowing what it is, truly you are!

“MARCH MADNESS”

Let’s make sure we have your year in Random Fitness straight this morning:  New Years resolution Failed.  Get Fit for Valentines Day- Failed.  Give up Something Horrid for Lent- Failed…Get Fit during March Madness…Hmmm?!?

How many of you find yourself in this position early in the year?

Over the past weekend we had the unique opportunity to sit down and relax for once.  A chance to talk amongst friends at the pool and the park is always time well spent.  One topic the we have been kicking around for a bit and tossing at you is that of Changing the Definition of Fitness.  Time to put on your “Think outside the box caps”…more to come tomorrow!

Time to turn the cage…page we meant page!

The Plan-

Today’s Sign of the Apocalypse: 

Did you enjoy the Cage video as much as the Kony 2012 video that went viral last week?  This is not a political fodder post nor is this blog for that matter although if we step back and look at the KONY viral video phenomenon we learn a bit about ourselves.  We need some facts first!  Where did we put that darn Google Machine last…

Should You Donate?

Want Some More Info to Pry You Down From Your Righteous Perch?

Just A Bit More?

The Workout-

Pulled from our “…On the minute” Signature Series here at CultFit HQ:

Trail Run or Swim for an hour followed by:

“On the minute”…

5 Perfect Pull Ups, 5 Perfect Push Ups, 5 Goblet Squats

Allow the clock to serve as a guide rather than a motivational tool working against you.  Take a few minutes early on to develop a solid flow and rhythm…Then gently ease into pushing progressively harder.

Notes:

The goal of the Workout today is not to kill it for 30 seconds and rest until the top of the next minute.  Five reps works for us to start and ease into each movement…make changes if you see fit. Develop a flow where you are constantly doing “Something” other than looking like a train wreck…Have a great healthy day and ENJOY!!!


Tuesday 28 February 2012

It is possible to commit no errors and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life-

Mail Bag Time:

Sister Janice writes:  “Love the workouts daily!  Don’t get to do them much but they are inspiring and give me some ideas to kick around.  Couple questions:  Are the workouts always outside?  Also I don’t have a pull up bar, what do I do?”

Thanks for reading and chiming in with a useful email Janice!  First question:  YES, Always outside not matter what the conditions may be!  In today’s age of social media and disconnecting from reality it’s all to easy to make an excuse not to go outside for a program.  Second question:  Tricky one.  If you do the outside thing there are pull up bars everywhere:  Play ground equipment, gazebos, trees and so much more.  Don’t be afraid to be “socially” awkward working out either!  Home made rings, bands and other implements travel well and hang nicely from play ground equipment.  Thanks again for the questions!

Brother Jasper writes:  “Are you guys CrossFit or what”

Thanks for the email Jasper!  Here is the answer you are looking for:  No, not even close!  For comparison sake consider us the Brian Dunkleman’s of the Random Fitness World and this is now CrossFit:

Where were we?!?

“You guys over there at CultFit HQ need to get your act together, quick!”  “No one takes breathing seriously…”  How do we tie together what we ramble on endlessly for weeks at a time?  Let’s start with what we know are facts, everyone likes a healthy dose of facts during the day:

  • You wake up and find a workout program on Pinterest or some X-Fit site that fits your level of fitness errr level of laziness.
  • You find some crazy inspiring pic from the webz to get you all amped up and motivated.
  • Update the pod thingy with the latest dub-step beats to tune the world out.
  • Lace em’ up and take that first step on the weathered path of fitness righteousness.

That’s what you do right?  In one form or another?!?  The question is from this angle over here:  What ties all of that mess together?  We’ll make this easy on you with a question:  What is the primary link between your body and mind?

One of the best tools you have available to you as a Random Fitness peep is your breath.  If you take only one bit-o-info from this ramble today let it be this:  Repetition and Training are paramount to your success.  This is no joke, Uncle Pliny has been known to keep track of his breath count during runs.  And has on numerous occasions pinpointed exactly how he was breathing as struggles were encountered along the way.  All of our training approaches have one thing in common:  They are practices, and, for the practice to be effective and beneficial to you?  Pay keen attention to how you breathe.  Allow breathing to become the starting point on your fitness journey!!!  And you guys wonder why we go insane about incorporating strenuous activities and yoga together…You can stretch and do mobility drills all you want.  Hmm do we smell a new cert on the horizon?!?

The Plan-

We know through research that some of our dear readers are indeed dogs.  Look at this unbridled determination!

You don't get this feeling on a treadmill!!!

The Workout-

Remember this from yesterday?

Today and for the rest of the week Warm-Up into a lather before starting the program!

Swings, Pull Ups, Sprints, Inversions and Push Ups all seemingly harmless on the surface…

Not For Time…

3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3 Perfect Pull Ups (Change grip each set, arm pits out lose torso, legs fully extended.  The opposite of the Hand Stand Hold below!) Followed by:

30 Second Hand Stand Hold (Actively push through the floor and toes aim towards the sky.  No flopping around either!)

If you do Pull Ups differently than the way you perform a Hand Stand?  What is wrong with this picture?  Care to comment…

Notes:

Remember the goal of the week peeps?!?  ENJOY!!!


Monday 27 February 2012

In this galaxy there’s a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all that, and perhaps more…only one of each of us-

One thing:  Breathing…Leads to another:  Awareness.  Completely unrelated song to our theme but you know what?  Who cares!?!

The Plan-

The theme this week is obviously about awareness of breath and ultimately becoming more in tune with it during a program.  Runners and swimmers are excellent at this as well as those of you who zen out doing yoga (not all of you-just a few).  There are a myriad of ways to go about developing a relationship with your breathing that works best for your unique situation and training goals.  Don’t expect any answers here or guidelines that hold your precious little hand through the process.  Empower yourself to search the Google Machine or heaven forbid pick up a book and read more about it.

What we will introduce is taking yourself past your comfort zone…

You know who you are?!?

The Workout-

Today and for the rest of the week Warm-Up into a lather before starting the program!

Swings, Pull Ups, Sprints, Inversions and Push Ups all seemingly harmless on the surface…

Not For Time…(Focus your mind on breathing and nothing else today.  Take detailed notes on your struggles)

25 Heavy Hard Style KB Swings

40 Meter Sprint (out and back)

25 Heavy Hard Style KB Swings

60 Meter Sprint (out and back)

25 Heavy Hard Style KB Swings

80 Meter Sprint (out and back)

25 Heavy Hard Style KB Swings

100 Meter Sprint (out and back-Yes this is long and the term “sprint” is a misnomer at this point-Quit bitching and do some work)


Notes:

Pay attention to what is bothering you as you go about your daily routine.  Take some notes as they may come in handy on Friday, ENJOY!!!