Friday 24 February 2012

Go outside and take a deep breath of fresh air before attempting to murder us-

This post today has the potential to become fragmented and touches on some sore subjects for some of you, our dear readers.

As some of you know we have been lamenting about pain all week and how we basically do a few stupid things with it, like: Ignore it, work through it, use it as a barometer to gauge our progress and many more.  Now this is where we try to delve into the minutia and go sideways…Our crack Research Department has shown that 23.7% of you are flippantly ignorant in some aspect of your life.  Say hello to yoga, foam rolling, cardio barre burn, active recovery days and whatever novel term you may use to ease your pain, OK?

What we are proposing to you is to allow balance and symmetry to ease into all aspects of your daily life.  Face it we all on one level or another are fragmented in our programs.  Wake up at 5am and kill a workout/run for an hour, update Facebook and twitter, rush off to work and the rest of the day spirals out of control.  Mix and match it anyway you like, it happens.  “Well like hey smarty pants, how do you go about fixing my problems?”  First start by reading this:  Slow Movement With Awareness  (as always we defer to an expert rather than pretending like we know what we are doing here?!?)

So what is the next logical step when you are finished not listening to the pain your body is constantly providing you?  Step back and take a deep breath?  Or continue doing what you were doing in the name of a free bit of schwag and a race bib?

What fundamentally happens when you are in pain?  Some common examples of pain from our readers are stressing over not getting the close spot to the door and the poor selection of granola at Whole Foods as well as the feeling of anxiety before the big race?  You breathe harder, faster and basically you breathe more.  Say hello to Uncle Ujjayi Pranayama

We spew a fair amount of rubbish around these parts and a few of our readers have adapted the keen ability to weed though it over the last year.  Try to spend the weekend working on this technique, it would be time well spent!  Remember every minute spent practicing is better than the minute before…

The Plan-

The Workout-

Warm up thoroughly into a nice lather doing what you do best, then:

CultFit Pro Agility Test

Set up three cones (or anything else lying around) five yards (or meters for our Canadian friends) apart:

Start at the middle cone with both feet and one hand on the ground

Sprint five yards right or left to an outside cone

Plant, touch-line and sprint 10 yards in opposite direction to far cone

Plant, touch-line and sprint five yards in opposite direction through middle cone

Get after it today!!!

If this is you first time doing this program today take it easy and get into a flow before you go nuts.  If your goal is to injure yourself?  Go balls to the wall the first time through!?!

Notes:

Enough about pain its time to move on with life.  Rest up this weekend and ENJOY!!!


Wednesday 22 February 2012

Hear the meaning within the word-

Thud, thud, thud…”Why in the hell is my left knee hurting during this morning run?  Two more miles and I’ll call it quits…”  Fast forward 1-2-5-10-15 or however many years later and you know what?  Watch this video if you dare!  (The video is real and graphic – Just like life if you can’t handle it stop beating yourself up daily)

Total-Knee-Replacement-Surgery

After you finish up watching the video take a gander at this excellent piece:

The Nonsense that is CrossFit

Mr. Able simply breaks it down for all of “You People” that stop by here daily.

Raising Our Kids to Think, Feel & Be Healthy

Now to set up the above article and we know this is hard for some of you (like the 482 peeps that emailed yesterday).  The writer ties together nicely in a polite sociable sort of way what we would spend a whole week banging you over the head…”Hey wait aren’t you guys doing that right now?!?”

Does your training prepare you for this? Probably not!

The Plan-

We always like to present our fair readers with unique and challenging programs to consider.  So on that note check this out:

40 Day Challenge

The Workout-

Trail Run/Bike/Swim/Hike or whatever you honestly enjoy and do not say you enjoy running with sand bags, for about an hour.  Followed by:

2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2 Perfect Pull Ups (each set of two is with a different and unique grip)

5 Thread the Needle Reverse Lunges (each leg) and 5 Lateral Lunges (each leg) between each set of pull ups duh!

We feel as though due the increase in Random Fitness readers over the past month to preface this workout:  It is not a balls to the wall kill yourself for time event!

A majority if not all of you will not even break a sweat doing this, oh and no bands on the pull ups either!  “Hmm I wonder why pull ups and lunges are important…Oh well I never ever use abductors when running a marathon anyways.  And since when are abductors important to the overall health of my knees?”

If you do this above program properly and with the correct muscle activation…tomorrow is going to be hell!

Notes:

Be safe peeps and as always feel free to experiment and let us know the results, ENJOY!!!


Monday 13 February 2012

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward-

Put everything in the bag and no one gets hurt!?!

It’s a planned out (somewhat) playtime week here at CultFit HQ.  Some of the peeps here are recovering from surgery and others are getting ready to compete this up coming weekend.  Either way we are going to be putting up some interesting links and also challenging your mental toughness with the programs daily.  If there was ever a week to give CultFit a try…This would be it!

Beverage Wars

The Plan-

Do you think you’re tough enough?

The Workout-

Not for time and in no particular order…

Pick two of the following numbers: 100-200-300-400-500-600-700-800-900-1000

Pick two of the following movements: Push Up-Pull Up-One Arm Press-Lunge-Goblet Squat-Swing-Hinge Walk Out-One Leg Dead Lift-Bent Over Row

We are going to be picking two a day for the rest of the week.  Question is:  How are you going to do it?

Notes:

No matter what the final outcome may be…ENJOY!!!


Monday 6 February 2012

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it-

Today’s sign of the Apocalypse:  Yoga for self-absorbed travelers

Here at CultFit HQ we are rising up in the defense of individuals who want to live their lives without encountering mind cluttering advice during the day.

“We” and using the term loosely (due to the fact we have identified ourselves as part of the problem as well) firmly believe that magazines such as Mens Health et al (throw all closely related examples under the bus) are a cancer, literally to society.

Living and lurking on this side of the internet has taught us one important lesson: ‘Mericans whore out more advice during a 24 hour period than Uncle Sebastian’s Grandma did during the 104 years of her splendid life.

Seriously do we need to take such advice like this following example as gospel? ctrl+v from Mens Health

“When South Korean researchers exposed a group of human liver cells to asparagus extract, it suppressed free radicals and more than doubled the activity of two enzymes that metabolize alcohol.”

Looks like we will be serving asparagus at the next CultFit HQ blow out to prevent hangovers?

On the count of three everyone…let’s pull our collective heads out of our asses and go “LIVE” life instead of advising others to live theirs like we would like them to!  Problem with that?  Feel free to comment!?!

The Plan-

The future here at CultFit HQ.

The Workout-

From our “Proceed with caution” series…Not for time:

Warm up as you see fit (break a sweat without over exerting yourself – it can be done)

150 Perfect Push Ups and 45 Perfect Dead Hang Pull Ups in this order:

Hinge Walk Out High Push Up Plank – 10 Push Ups (walk back to standing) Gracefully extend into:

3 Perfect Dead Hang Pull Ups (nice even pulls)

Rinse and Repeat 15 times

There are two types of individuals who will do this today.  One is the smart peep who finds rhythm, flow and balance to finish.  The other one is the cat above.

Notes:

Do we have any advice to share with you today?  Not really, stay healthy and ENJOY!?!