: Festivus :

I got a lot of problems with you people-

In the lighthearted tone of this “special” holiday, I would like to share my grievance(s) from the past year. I’ll wait, patiently, as you set up your aluminum Festivus poles and prepare for your feats of strength.

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Tailgating drivers, zombie like pedestrians, and folks who go one tarnished step beyond stealing spots reserved for the elderly and pregnant women – Pale in comparison to individuals running late to yoga class!

Daily Meditation:

Celebrating this truly brilliant holiday, allow me to close with a simple question – What irks you the most on a daily basis?!? Air your grievances below or at least write a comment in ALL CAPS and so markedly terrible, that some random inter-webs pecksniffian, will have the chance to complain about it!

CultFit FU


19 Comments on “: Festivus :”

  1. CultFit says:

    This post is rubbish!!!

  2. mariavlong says:

    I see a lot of “similarities” this wise Festivus celebration has with Solstice ceremonies where people burn worries, and grievances in a bonfire. 😀

  3. katelon says:

    Interesting holiday post 🙂

  4. don’t hide in the closet…isn’t the Festivus episode the one where George donates to the “Human Fund” and has to bring Krueger to dinner? Ok, my grievance: since I am in retail it usually involves CELLPHONES IN LINE, and this year is no different; however this past year was KIDS WATCHING MOVIES ON A CELLPHONE WHILE STANDING IN LINE. Way to raise yer kids, ya pack of jerks!

    HAPPY FESTIVUS!

    • CultFit says:

      … I’m still recovering from my Feats of Strength! What a bunch of morons those kids and parents – You gotta fill ’em up with sugar and let ’em roam like a wild pack of animals in the store right?!? Maybe … 😉
      May your heart be filled with Christmas Cheer this morning for all to hear – Take care!

  5. bgddyjim says:

    I’VE BEEN TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON LETTING MY RESENTMENTS GO SO I DON’T HAVE ANYONE I’M REALLY THAT MIFFED AT – EXCEPT PEOPLE WHO TALK DURING A PROFESSIONAL SYMPHONY PERFORMANCE. MERRY CHRISTMAS BROTHER, I HOPE YOU ARE WELL AND WISH YOU MUCH WARMTH AND HAPPINESS.


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